她在這裡！ There she is!
格洛麗亞！ Gloria!
你好。 Hi.
歡迎！ Welcome!
-您看起來好棒。 -謝謝！ - You look great. - Thank you!
-達西，你去哪兒了？ -嘿！ 你好！ - Darcy, where have you been? - Hey! Hi!
我只是花一點時間。 這是允許的嗎？ I was just taking a minute. Is that allowed?
不是在你的婚禮上。 Not at your wedding.
-你的坎特一號馬提尼。 -哦。 - Your Ketel One martini. - Oh.
奧布裡加達，傑羅姆。 Obrigada, Jerome.
新郎吉拉在哪裡？ Where is the groomzilla?
湯姆不是新郎，好嗎？ Tom is not a groomzilla, okay?
他只是致力於讓每一個細節都盡善盡美。 He just committed to making every detail perfect.
這場婚禮你本該拿你父親的錢。 You should have taken your father's money for this wedding.
然後，專業人士將為您打造完美的一切。 Then, professionals would make everything perfecto for you.
媽媽，我已經告訴你了。 Mom, I've told you. We are adults
我們是成年人，我們想為自己的婚禮買單，這樣它就可以成為我們想要的。 and we wanted to pay for our own wedding so it could be what we wanted.
而這就是你想要的？ And this is what you wanted?
那是印刷錯誤。 That was a printing error.
? E 比你崇拜的任何人都重要 ? 鈾?E is even more than Anyone that you adore 鈾?/i
? 愛就是我能給你的一切 ? 鈾?And love is all That I can give to you 鈾?/i
? 愛情不僅僅是兩個人的遊戲 ? 鈾?Love is more than Just a game for two 鈾?/i
? 兩個相愛的人可以做到 ? 鈾?Two in love can make it 鈾?/i
? 愛是為了我和你 ? 鈾?Love was made For me and you 鈾?/i
-喂！ Hoy!
哦！ 哦！ Oh! Oh!
哦！ 嘿！ Oh! Hey!
哦，我差點向你開槍！ Oh, I almost shoot you!
我以為你是海盜，但你只是個普通人。 I thought you're a pirate but you're just a guy.
啊，這是給你的新娘的，對吧？ Ah, this is for your bride, huh?
是的，想給她一個驚喜。 Yeah, trying to surprise her.
我在 Etsy 上看到了類似的東西， I saw something just like it on Etsy,
它看起來很完美，但現在我不太確定。 and it looked perfect, but now I'm not so sure.
現在，我想要浪漫但又不想太老套。 Now, I wanna be romantic but not too corny.
兩者之間的界限非常微妙。 There's a really fine line between the two.
你不是應該在那邊嗎？ Aren't you supposed to be over there?
你的排練派對。 Your rehearsal party.
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
我需要你和你父親的瑜伽老師談談。 I need you to talk to your father's yoga teacher.
-女朋友？ -好吧，無所謂了。 - Girlfriend? - Yeah, whatever.
她一直對我微笑。 She keeps smiling at me.
你能告訴她不要再對我笑了嗎？ Can you tell her to stop smiling at me?
好的，媽媽。 Yes, Mom.
我會告訴爸爸的女朋友不要再對你微笑了。 I will tell Dad's girlfriend to stop smiling at you.
這不會引起任何問題。 That won't cause any issues.
另外，我不能和湯姆的媽媽坐在一張桌子旁。 Also, I cannot sit at a table with Tom's mother.
在這裡的船上，她試圖開始唱到南太平洋。 On the boat here, she tried to start a sing-along to South Pacific.
她很興奮。 好的？ She's excited. Okay?
她以前從未出過國。 She's never been out of the country before.
什麼樣的成年女性從未出過國？ What kind of a grown woman has never left the country?
拜託，媽媽，這兩天，你能不能好好相處…… Please, Mom, for two days, can you just get along with...
頌歌！ Carol!
? 我要把那個男人從頭髮上洗掉 ? 鈾?I'm gonna wash that man Right outta my hair 鈾?/i
? 送他上路 ? 鈾?And send him on his way 鈾?/i
自從嬰兒湯米從我的腹部被切除後，我就一直期待著這一刻。 I've been looking forward to this moment
ever since baby Tommy was cut out of my abdomen.
-我的天啊， Oh, my God,
我以前從未去過私人島嶼。 I have never been on a private island before.
我以前從未去過島上。 I've never been even on an island before.
其實，你知道嗎？ 那不是真的。 Actually, you know what? That's not true.
我和海伯曼一家一起去了。 I went with the Heibermans. We went to Mackinac, you know,
我們去了麥基諾，你知道，在他們搬到布盧明頓之前。 before they moved to Bloomington.
你去過麥基諾嗎，雷娜塔？ Have you ever been to Mackinac, Renata?
我不知道那是什麼，也不知道你剛才說的大部分話。 I don't know what that is or most of the words you just said.
她不會喜歡它嗎，拉裡？ Wouldn't she just love it, Larry?
哦。 嗨，達西。 Oh. Hi, Darcy.
嘿，拉裡。 Hey, Larry.
我在那裡沒看見你。 I didn't see you there.
-你好。 -嗨，雷娜塔。 - Hi. - Hi, Renata.
你猜怎麼了？ 我們給你送了禮物。 Guess what? We got you a gift.
-哦，你不必這樣做。 -是的我們做了。 - Oh, you didn't have to. - Yes, we did.
明天是我們生命中最重要的一天。 It's the biggest day of our lives tomorrow.
你在說什麼？ What are you talking about?
-來吧，打開它。 -好的。 - Come on, open it. - Okay.
-拉裡，她正在開場。 -我明白了……哦。 - Larry, she's opening. - I get... Oh.
啊啊啊。 Ah-uh-huh.
哦。 有人剛剛把它留在了浴室裡。 Oh. Someone just left that in the bathroom.
哦，你是救命恩人，瑪吉。 Oh, you're a lifesaver, Margy.
我不敢相信我為此遲到了。 I cannot believe I'm late for this.
客人們已經混在一起了，你的達西正在和兩位媽媽說話。 The guests are already mingling,
and your Darcy is talking to both the mothers.
不好了。 去。 去，去，去，去，去，去。 Oh, no. Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
哦！ Oh!
你有我女兒生銹的刀嗎？ You got my daughter rusty knives?
這是你的「借來的東西」。 It's your "something borrowed."
我們家裡的每個人都在婚禮當天使用它們。 Everyone in our family uses them on their wedding day.
帶給你一生的好運。 Brings you a lifetime of good luck.
除了最終在那輛叉車上被斬首的格雷格叔叔。 Except for Uncle Greg
who ended up getting decapitated on that forklift.
但這不是刀的錯。 But that's not the knife's fault.
達西！ Darcy!
爸爸！ Dad!
-謝謝。 -毫米。 - Gracias. - Mm.
-卡羅爾，你看起來很可愛。 Carol, you look lovely.
毫米。 毫米。 Mm. Mm.
拉裡，你好，先生。 Larry, hello, sir.
-嘿！ -我也要吻你。 - Hey! - I'm gonna kiss you too.
-哦。 -毫米。 - Oh. - Mm.
-對不起。 完畢？ -好的。 - Sorry. Done? - Yeah, okay.
雷娜塔。 Renata.
羅伯托。 Roberto.
我喜歡你們兩個仍然是朋友。 I love that you two are still friends.
-躲貓貓！ -哦。 - Peekaboo! - Oh.
你好！ Hi!
哇。 哇。 Mwah. Mwah.
毫米！ Mm!
哦，達西，我很榮幸能見證這一神聖的重生和奉獻儀式。 Oh, Darcy, I am so honored to bear witness
to this sacred observance of rebirth and devotion.
-相同的。 -謝謝。 - Same. - Thank you.
雷娜塔。 Renata.
我要去女廁所。 I need to go to the ladies' room.
嘿，我也是。 Hey, me too.
當我穿正裝時，我喜歡站著小便。 你呢？ When I'm in formal wear, I like to pee standing up. How about you?
-對不起。 -好的，可以。 - Sorry. - That's okay.
謝謝你，瑪吉。 Thank you, Margy.
噢！嗨。 Oh, hey.
-嘿。 -你好嗎？ - Hey. - How are you?
-哦。 -我的天啊。 - Oh. - Oh, my God.
-那是給你的。 -謝謝。 - That's for you. - Thanks.
大爸爸。 Big papi.
-我的男人。 哇。 My man. Mwah.
-這...我只是... -很高興見到你，爸爸。 - This... I just... - Nice to see you, Dad.
-先生。 -讓我們，呃，堅持下去 - Se帽or. - Let's just, uh, stick
-和「羅伯特」待了一會兒。 with "Robert" for a little while.
-正確的。 羅伯特。 -湯姆，我聽說 - Right. Robert. - Tom, I heard
您是發現這個令人難以置信的度假勝地的人。 you were the one who found this incredible resort.
-是的。 我做到了。 -是的。 - Yeah. I did. - Yes.
我實際上是研究生物共振的，這個地方充滿了充滿活力的振動。 I actually study bioresonance, and this place is
teeming with energetic vibrations.
-毫米。 -就像 - Mm. - It's just like
-我們的房間到處都是蟲子。 our room teeming with bugs.
那個，呃，四季本來不錯，但你不需要我的幫助，所以...... The, uh, Four Seasons would've been nice, but you didn't want my help, so...
有些東西更重要 Some things are more important
-比錢還重要，爸爸。 -是的。 - than money, Dad. - Yeah.
這是有爭議的。 That's debatable.
好吧，我需要再喝一杯。 Well, I need another drink.
-是的。 Yeah.
不，我很好。 謝謝。 No, I'm good. Gracias.
好吧，嗯... Okay, well...
我沒事。 I'm fine.
他會喜歡我嗎？ Is he ever gonna like me?
是的，如果你只是冷靜下來並開始表現得像你自己。 Yes, if you just chill out and start acting like yourself.
天哪，我們的家人很多。 God, our families are a lot.
-你是什麼意思？ -你去哪兒了？ - What do you mean? - And where have you been?
我剛剛完成一個小項目。 I was just finishing up a little project.
我錯過了什麼？ What'd I miss?
哦，好吧，你媽媽給了我被詛咒的刀。 Oh, well, your mom gave me cursed knives.
然後我媽媽差點因為我爸爸的女朋友笑而大喊大叫。 And then my mom almost yelled at my dad's girlfriend for smiling.
-哦。 -哦，還有， - Oh. - Oh, also,
你的表姐艾米問她在哪裡可以給她的振動器充電。 your cousin, Amy, asked where she could charge her vibrator.
哦，所以，艾米表姐來了？ Oh, so, Cousin Amy came?
她很快就會。 She will soon.
-嗯，你穿什麼？ Um, what are you wearing?
哦，這是，呃... Oh, it's, uh...
為什麼你的頭髮全濕了？ Why is your hair all wet?
哦，我……我只是……我…… Oh, I... I just... I...
你知道，我去參加了一次月光下的游泳。 You know, I went for a little moonlight swim.
你掉進水裡了，是嗎？ You fell in the water, didn't you?
是的，我掉進水裡了。 Yeah, I fell in the water.
你知道的，你撒謊的能力很差，這有點可愛。 You know, it's kinda cute how bad you are at lying.
就……就答應我…… Just... Just promise me...
答應我，以後的晚上，你都不會鬆開我的手，好嗎？ Promise me, you won't let go of my hand for the rest of the night, okay?
我保證。 I promise.
高手。 Ace.
Ace 剛加入蜜月播放列表。 我需要改變它。 Ace just put on the honeymoon playlist. I need to change it.
那麼，「需要」是正確的詞嗎？ Well, is "need" the right word?
-爸爸，請。 -哦耶。 - Dad, please. - Oh, yeah.
湯米，湯米，我需要你大概五分鐘。 Tommy, Tommy, I need you for, like, five minutes.
-什麼？ 不不不不。 -這是緊急情況。 - What? No, no, no, no. - It's an emergency.
我一直在準備我的伴郎演講，對吧， I've been working on my best-man speech, right,
一切進展順利。 and it is going really well.
-你好。 -嘿。 - Hi. - Hey.
爸爸的女朋友剛剛問我愛的語言是什麼。 Dad's girlfriend just asked me what my love language is.
她很爛。 She sucks.
20年來最開心的是見到你。 Happiest I've seen you in 20 years.
-謝謝。 -乾杯。 - Thanks. - Cheers.
爸爸邀請了你的前任？ Dad invited your ex?
上帝！ 他怎麼會越來越熱？ God! How does he just keep getting hotter?
看起來他正在領導一個色情野生動物園。 Looks like he's leading a porn safari.
我不想邀請他，但爸爸堅持要，因為他說巴厘島離得很近。 I didn't wanna invite him,
but Dad insisted because he said Bali was so close.
哇。 哇哇哇。 哇，哇。 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. wow, wow.
爸爸是個喜歡看戲的亂七八糟的婊子。 Dad is a messy bitch who loves the drama.
好吧，他從來沒有回復過，所以我們認為我們沒有問題。 Well, he never RSVP'd, so we thought we were in the clear.
我沒想到他真的會來。 你知道，他從不回復。 I didn't think he'd actually come. You know, he never RSVP'd.
不，這是一個非常非常酷的舉動。 我真的很高興見到他。 No, that's a very, very cool move. I'm really excited to meet him.
哎呀，看起來他很著急，忘了把襯衫的扣子一直扣上。 Oops, looks like he was in a rush
and forgot to button his shirt all the way up.
迪迪。 Deedee.
-嘿，夥計，你好嗎？ -嘿。 - Hey, man, how are you? - Hey.
嗨，肖恩！ Hi, Sean!
很抱歉我遲到了。 I am so sorry that I'm late.
你爸爸在最後一刻需要我去日本，然後，你知道，我不得不從京都租一架飛機， Your dad needed me to go to Japan at the last minute,
and then, you know, I had to charter a jet from Kyoto,
-就像一個完整的東西。 -不，沒關係。 我們剛剛... - just like a whole thing. - No, it's okay. We just...
你知道，我們不知道你要來。 You know, we didn't know you were coming.
你爸爸和我想給你一個驚喜。 Your dad and I wanted to surprise you.
聽著，寶貝，你知道我不會因為這個世界上的任何事情而錯過你的婚禮，對吧？ Look, babe, you know I wasn't gonna miss your wedding
for anything in this world, right?
-肖恩，我想讓你見見湯姆。 -湯姆。 - Sean, I want you to meet Tom. - Tom.
-噢！嗨！ -湯姆！ - Oh, hey! - Tom!
-湯姆，湯姆，湯姆。 -肖恩。 是的。 - Tom, Tom, Tom. - Sean. Yeah.
-很高興認識你。 -嘿，湯姆。 - Nice to meet you. - Hey, Tom.
夥計，我一直渴望見到迪迪的球員，夥計。 Man, I have been dying to meet Deedee's ball player, man.
你打什麼位置？ What position you play?
-我是...嗯，我... -他是指定的擊球手。 - I'm a... Well, I... - He's a designated hitter.
呃，不幸的是，他們沒有簽下他的合同，所以，從技術上講，他失業了，但是…… Uh, unfortunately, they didn't pick up his contract,
so, technically, he's unemployed, but...
40歲從未成年切入。 Cut from the minors at 40.
這是一個艱難的突破，湯姆。 That's a tough break, Tom. But if you stay positive,
但是，如果你保持積極的態度，你在教練方面的前景會非常美好。 you could have a really great future in coaching.
你知道我的意思？ You know what I mean?
是的。 Yeah.
這是個好主意。 That is an excellent idea.
-我認同。 -謝謝。 - I think so. - Thank you.
是的。 Yeah.
到晚餐時間了嗎？ Is it time for dinner?
我們非常感動，你們都長途跋涉來到這裡。 We are so very touched that you all made the trek out here.
你知道，我們真的很想選一個對你們都不方便的地方。 You know, we really wanted to pick a place that was convenient for none of you.
你知道嗎，我在律師事務所說得太多了。 You know what, I talk too much at the law firm.
所以我要把它交給風雲人物，那個讓整個週末發生的人， So I am going to hand it over to the man of the hour,
the guy who made this whole weekend happen,
我可愛的湯姆。 my lovely Tom.
謝謝你。 Thank you.
-做吧！ -你走吧，姑娘！ - Do it! - You go, girl!
呃... Uh...
-是的！ -你明白了。 - Yeah! - You got this.
-正確的？ Right?
我可以隨翼而行，對吧？ I can just wing this, right?
達西談了很多，呃，她在巴厘島和平隊的經歷，我想，你知道， Darcy talked a lot about, uh, her time in the Peace Corps in Bali,
and I thought, you know,
如果我們在那裡結婚那該有多酷。 how cool would it be if we got married there.
然後，我意識到巴厘島貴得不像巴厘島。 And then, I realized that Bali was un-Bali-vably expensive.
我覺得菲律賓更好。 I think the Philippines are better.
-對吧，艾斯？ Right, Ace?
艾斯同意。 下一個。 Ace agrees. Next.
-哇！ Aw!
我知道你們中的很多人都在那裡見證了我的求婚。 I know a lot of you were there to witness my proposal.
震驚和驚喜。 無價。 The shock and surprise. Priceless.
不管怎樣，爸爸媽媽，我只想說謝謝你們。 Anyway, Mom and Dad, I just wanna say thank you.
您的承諾是我們唯一渴望得到的。 Your commitment is something that we can only aspire to.
-我的天啊。 -羅伯特，雷娜塔， - Oh, my God. - Robert, Renata,
我們希望我們的婚姻與您的婚姻完全不同。 we hope our marriage is nothing like yours.
旋轉，寶貝。 樞。 Pivot, baby. Pivot.
我的意思是，無論如何，這不是……品格判斷。 I mean, that's not a... a character judgment, by any means.
我的意思是，50% 的婚姻以離婚告終，對吧？ I mean, 50% of marriages end in divorce, right?
-哈！ 精彩的。 Ha! Wonderful.
乾杯，大家。 Cheers, everybody.
-乾杯，乾杯，乾杯。 -乾杯。 - Cheers, cheers, cheers. - Cheers.
我的天啊。 那並不順利。 Oh, my God. That did not go well.
不，那太棒了。 No, that was awesome.
所以迪迪和我是在巴厘島的和平隊認識的。 So Deedee and I met in the Peace Corps in Bali.
有一天，我們不得不將這些醫療用品運送到這個村莊。 And one day, we had to run these medical supplies to this village.
我決定教她如何駕駛船，這樣我就可以睡覺，而她可以做所有的工作。 I decided to teach her how to drive the boat,
so I could sleep and she could do all the work.
我們的女孩第一次開車時，她收到了海岸警衛隊開出的該死的超速罰單。 The first time our girl gets behind the wheel,
she gets a damn speeding ticket from the coast guard.
正確的？ Deedee 不會做任何半途而廢的事情。 Right? Deedee doesn't do anything half-assed.
她看到了她想要的， She sees what she wants,
她追求它，她不會滿足於更少。 she goes after it, and she doesn't settle for less.
這是真的，這是真的。 It's true, it's true.
所以，正如你們中的一些人可能知道的那樣， So, as some of you may know,
100 年前，迪迪和我訂婚了。 Deedee and I were, 100 years ago, were engaged.
但她取消了。 But she called it off.
不，不，不，不，不。 No. No, no, no, no.
她在等湯姆。 She was waiting for Tom.
那裡的那個人一定是百萬分之一的超新星 And that guy right there has gotta be a one-in-a-million supernova
抓住那個美麗的靈魂。 to snag that beautiful soul.
-謝謝。 Thanks.
-謝謝，肖恩。 -所以，總而言之， - Thanks, Sean. - So, in conclusion,
我只想對你說一件事，迪迪。 I just wanna say one thing to you, Deedee.
Katuk kak ci。 Katuk kak ci.
什麼是... Katuk kak 什麼？ What's... Katuk kak what?
天啊。 嗯，很難解釋。 Oh, God. Um, it's hard to explain.
它實際上意味著，嗯， It actually means, um,
「操你爺爺。」 它只是... "Fuck your grandpa." It's just...
好吧，這並不難解釋。 Well, that's not that hard to explain.
是的，我不知道。 只是，在巴厘語裡，超級反感。 Yeah, well, I don't know. Just, in Balinese, it's super offensive.
是的，好吧，到處都是令人反感的，不是嗎？ Yeah, well, it's offensive everywhere, no?
-是的。 我的意思是...它只是... -「操你爺爺！」 - Yeah. I mean... It just... - "Fuck your grandpa!"
-它只是讓我們發笑。 -這很有趣。 - It just made us laugh. - It is funny.
-大家好你們好。 Hi, everybody.
我是湯姆的小妹妹珍妮。 I'm Tom's baby sister, Jeannie.
-是的，珍妮！ -嘿，珍妮！ - Yeah, Jeannie! - Hey, Jeannie!
哇，肖恩的演講，不是嗎？ Wow, Sean's speech, wasn't it somethin'?
蜜糖？ Honey?
也許我們應該，你知道，就此結束吧。 Maybe we should just, you know, call it a night.
不，寶貝，你繼續。 No, babe, you go ahead.
既然肖恩決定出現，我就得完成這些中心裝飾品並重新安排座位表。 I gotta finish these centerpieces and rearrange the seating chart
now that Sean decided to show up.
-湯姆！ Tom!
湯姆！ Tom!
讓我們做愛吧。 Let's have sex.
是的。 是的。 Yes. Yes.
就……就……就……就給我……就…… Just... Just... Just... Just gimme... Just...
我只需要快速吃完這些菠蘿。 I just have to finish these pineapples real quick.
好的。 嗯... Okay. Um...
但是你真的必須馬上吃完菠蘿嗎？ But do you really have to finish pineapples right now?
我的天啊。 我愛你，只穿 T 恤，不穿褲子。 Oh, my God. I love you in a T-shirt and no pants.
我只是要去這裡，這個高架子，這樣我就可以得到一些東西來閱讀。 I'm just gonna reach over here,
this high shelf, so I can get something to read.
為什麼上不了高架就這麼性感？ Why is it so sexy when you can't reach high shelves?
-所以，嗯... So, um...
對不起，小姐，但那是... I'm sorry, miss, but it was...
——是這裡的嗎？ -不不不。 - It's this one here? - No, no, no.
就是那邊那個。 It's the one over there.
-先生，請。 -哦，這個。 - Sir, please. - Oh, this one.
-這個。 -是的。 - This one. - Yes.
-那？ -謝謝你，先生。 - That? - Thank you, sir.
好的。 很高興我能幫助你。 Okay. Glad I could help.
我想你。 I miss you.
已經有一段時間了，是吧？ It's been a while, huh?
我知道。 I know.
我想你。 I miss you.
我可以問你一個問題嗎？ Could I ask you a question?
這是一個性感的問題嗎？ Is it a sexy question?
嗯... Um...
只是想知道你為什麼再次取消與肖恩的婚約。 Just wondering why you called off the engagement with Sean again.
那太不性感了。 That is so not sexy.
我……我告訴過你這個。 I... I told you this.
我們年輕，我們在巴厘島，然後有一天，我醒來，感覺不對勁。 We were young, we were in Bali,
and then one day, I woke up and it just didn't feel right.
-好的？ -好的。 - Okay? - Okay.
但你說是的。 But you said yes.
你知道嗎，是什麼改變了你的想法？ You know, what changed your mind?
我不知道。 I don't know.
呃，他……他開始和我爸一起工作，他變了，他只在乎地位和金錢。 Uh, he... he started working with my dad,
he changed, and all he cared about was status and money.
不管怎樣，你為什麼要在我們婚禮的前一天晚上談論我的前任？ Anyway, why do you want to talk about my ex
the night before our wedding?
我不知道。 也許是因為你邀請他參加我們的婚禮？ I don't know. Maybe because you invited him to our wedding?
記住，我沒有。 Remember, I didn't.
我爸爸讓我去邀請他。 我該說什麼？ My dad asked me to invite him. What was I supposed to say?
我不知道。 呃，不是嗎？ I don't know. Uh, no?
如果你沒記錯的話，我不想邀請任何人。 If you remember correctly, I didn't wanna invite anyone.
-我想私奔。 I wanted to elope.
我同意舉行傳統婚禮的唯一原因是因為你說我們會有一些獨處的時間。 The only reason I agreed to a traditional wedding
was because you said that we'd have moments alone.
嘿，你好。 是卡羅爾。 Hey, hello. It's Carol.
你好。 你好。 Hi. Hello.
你未來的岳母，卡羅爾。 Your future mother-in-law, Carol.
是的，我知道你的名字，卡羅爾。 Yep, I know your name, Carol.
我帶了一些額外的歡迎袋，以防你想為肖恩做一個。 I brought some of the extras for the welcome bags
in case you want to make one for Sean.
哦！ 哦。 Oh! Oh.
偉大的。 謝謝。 Great. Thanks.
好的，謝謝。 All right, thanks.
湯米，她沒穿褲子。 Tommy, she's not wearing any pants.
-我只想問， I just want to ask,
還有……我希望一切都好。 and... and I hope it's okay.
是遺傳嗎 Is that genetics,
還是普拉提之類的？ or is it, like, Pilates or something?
媽媽，現在不是說這個的時候。 Mom, now is not the time for this.
嗯，好。 但是，你知道，我們需要帶你離開這裡。 Yes, all right. But, you know, we need to get you outta here.
這是你們結婚的前夜，你們不能一起過夜。 It's the night before your wedding, and you can't spend the night together.
-不，媽，只是... -你不能。 真倒霉。 - No, Ma, it's just... - You can't. It's bad luck.
你知道的，他的表妹珍娜，她和她丈夫過夜。 You know, his cousin, Jenna, she spent the night with her husband.
你看，她得了萊姆病，現在她不能穿涼鞋了。 Lo and behold, she got Lyme disease, and now she can't wear sandals.
這是一個傳統。 It's a tradition.
哦。 看看這對幸福的夫妻。 Oh. Look at the happy couple.
你去哪兒了？ Where have you been?
你應該做我的頭髮。 You were supposed to do my hair.
現在鳥兒會在裡面下蛋。 Now birds are gonna lay eggs in it.
我知道。 我睡過頭了。 對不起。 I know. I overslept. I'm sorry.
有點，有點，昨晚和瑞奇睡了。 Kind of, sort of, slept with Ricky last night.
-瑞奇？ -是的。 對不起。 - Ricky? - Yes. I'm sorry.
我只是，我想做點什麼，你知道，那不太對勁。 I just, I was in the mood for something, you know, that wasn't quite right.
就像在壽司吧點漢堡包之類的。 Like ordering a hamburger at a sushi bar or something.
我今天要避開他。 沒事。 I'm just gonna avoid him today. It's fine.
他是湯姆的伴郎。 He's Tom's best man.
你們兩個必須一起走在過道上。 You two have to walk down the aisle together.
我非常擅長忽略站在我旁邊的人。 I am very good at ignoring people that I'm standing next to.
- 別開玩笑了。 -準備好？ - No kidding. - Ready?
我不敢相信你同意穿卡羅爾的婚紗。 I can't believe you agreed to wear Carol's wedding dress.
-好的。 Okay.
-好吧好吧。 Okay, okay.
你看起來很漂亮，無論如何。 You look beautiful, no matter what.
她準備好了！ She's ready!
嘿，我們都應該做 Hey, should we all do
-來一杯龍舌蘭酒？ a round of tequila shots?
好吧，我給裙子塗了 Scotchgarded，所以盡量不要吸入化學物質。 Well, I Scotchgarded the dress, so try not to inhale the chemicals.
面紗在哪裡？ 面紗在哪裡？ Where's the veil? Where's the veil?
好的。 Okay.
嗯，是的，龍舌蘭酒。 Well, yes, tequila.
除非我們拿到瓶子，否則我還沒準備好。 Unless we get the bottle, I'm not set.
不，沒有龍舌蘭酒。 No, no tequila.
哦！ Oh!
他們中最漂亮的。 The prettiest of them all.
你看起來比我們其他人好多了。 You look so much better than the rest of us.
這件衣服真是太棒了。 This dress is just wonderful.
我結婚時穿的， I wore it for my wedding,
珍妮為她穿上它，現在你要為你穿上它。 Jeannie wore it for hers, and now you're gonna wear it for yours.
天啊。 Oh, my gosh.
看著你。 Look at you.
哦，是用紙巾做成的白珊瑚。 Oh, it's white coral made out of tissue.
嗯... Um...
你知道，有些事情感覺不對。 Something doesn't, you know, feel right.
你認為如果我們吹乾麵紗， Do you think if we blew-dried the veil,
- 會更蓬鬆嗎？ -好的，所以我看到的是， - it would be more fluffy? - Okay, so what I'm seeing is,
我覺得左邊的胸部實際上略低 I think that the left boob is actually slightly lower
-比正確的胸部。 -像 floof，floof，像那樣？ - than the right boob. - Like floof, floof, like that?
嘿，昨晚我發生了一件很神奇的事。 Hey, something kinda magical happened with me last night.
-從理論上講... Theoretically speaking...
...會很奇怪還是很棒 would it be weird or wonderful
-如果我們嫁給姐妹？ if we married sisters?
當然可以。 Yeah, sure.
嘿，噓，拉裡。 湯姆很無聊。 Hey, psst, Larry. Tom's being boring.
來拍我做後空翻！ Come film me doing a backflip!
哦，我……我覺得我不應該走路。 Oh, I... I don't think I should walk.
好的。 All right.
是時候了。 It's time.
哇！ Wow!
看著你。 Look at you.
好的。 Okay.
你想談談。 You wanted to talk.
我知道現在是最後一刻。 I know it's last minute.
我只是... I just...
我討厭昨晚事情的結局，而且... I hated the way things ended last night, and...
而且我不希望我們的婚禮以糟糕的方式開始。 And I didn't want our wedding day to start off on a bad note.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
上帝啊，我以為你要取消它了。 God, I thought you were calling it off.
取消婚禮？ Calling off the wedding?
-為什麼？ -呃，我不知道。 - Why? - Uh, I don't know.
我的意思是，這個週末並沒有完全按照計劃進行。 I mean, this weekend hasn't exactly gone to plan.
過去幾個月你和我的爭論比我們在一起的前四年還多。 You and I have been arguing more in the last few months than we did
our first four years together.
我不知道。 I don't know. I guess I thought
我想我認為婚禮應該很有趣。 weddings were supposed to be fun.
哦。 好的。 Oh. Okay.
嗯，很抱歉我沒有讓你的婚禮更有趣。 Well, I'm sorry I didn't make your wedding more fun for you.
好吧，不。 那是……達西，那不是…… Well, no. That's... Darcy, that's not what...
這不是我的婚禮。 這是我們的婚禮。 And it's not my wedding. It's our wedding.
幾乎不。 Hardly.
是的，湯姆。 Yeah, Tom.
你對婚禮如此執著以至於你... You got so fixated on the wedding that you...
你變成了另一個人。 you turned into a different person.
對不起。 我只是希望一切都完美。 I'm sorry. I just wanted everything to be perfect.
為什麼這對你如此重要？ Why is that so important to you?
為什麼對你不重要？ Why isn't it important to you?
這就像你甚至不關心婚禮。 It's like you don't even care about the wedding.
好吧，我……我當然在乎。 Well, I... Of course I care.
哦耶？ Oh, yeah?
你就是那個堅持要我們為這場婚禮買單的人。 You're the one that insisted that we pay for this wedding.
然而我是討價還價的人 Yet I'm the one that's bargaining
與所有供應商和 DIY 一切， with all the vendors and DIY-ing everything,
而你只是說，「我不知道。它看起來不錯，」 and all you're saying is, "I don't know. It looks good,"
你知道，「聽起來不錯，湯姆。隨便你。」 you know, "Sounds good, Tom. Whatever you want."
我告訴過你我不想要盛大的傳統婚禮。 I told you that I did not want a big traditional wedding.
好的？ 我不是什麼臉紅的新娘。 我是一個成年女性。 Okay? I'm not some blushing bride. I'm a grown woman.
我不想讓我爸爸陪我走過過道。 I don't want my daddy walking me down the aisle.
我不需要大公主裙，當然也不需要結婚登記。 I don't need a big princess dress,
and I certainly don't need a wedding registry.
我的東西已經有了。 我喜歡我的東西。 I have my things already. I like my things.
我想要一個 Roomba。 I wanted a Roomba.
好吧，她不在大廳裡。 Well, she's not up in the lobby.
我的電話打不通。 I can't get through on my phone.
我的天啊。 他們掉進了溝裡。 Oh, my God. They've fallen in a ditch.
什麼？ 你怎麼知道的？ What? And how do you know that?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我對這些事情只有第六感。 I just have a sixth sense about these things.
我和艾斯會四處看看。 Ace and I will take a look around.
不要擔心。 我們會找到他們的。 Don't worry. We will find them.
-檢查所有溝渠！ -上帝。 - Check all ditches! - God.
我希望它只是你和我在海洋中間。 I wanted it to just be you and me in the middle of the ocean.
第 400 次，那會殺死我的母親。 And for the 400th time, that would've killed my mother.
啊。 正確的。 Ugh. Right.
這就是為什麼我穿著你媽媽的裙子，頭上多了 And that's why I'm in your mother's dress
10 磅的頭髮。 with an extra 10 pounds of hair on my head.
但事實是，自從你求婚以來，你沒有聽過我想要的一件事。 But the truth is, you have not listened to one thing I wanted since you proposed.
好吧，達西，我在聽。 開導我。 Okay, well, Darcy, I'm listening. Enlighten me.
它是什麼？ 你想要什麼？ What is it? What is it that you want?
湯姆，我們……我們談過這個。 Tom, we've... We talked about this.
我在我們第一次約會時就告訴過你，我不想舉行盛大的婚禮。 I told you on our very first date, I didn't want a big wedding.
嗯，我以為你變了 Well, I thought you changed
-你的想法。 your mind about that.
為什麼你當時甚至同意這樣做？ Why did you even agree to do it then?
哦，我……我不……我不知道！ Oh, I... I don't... I don't know!
好的？ 因為... Okay? Because...
因為我愛你。 因為我……我會…… Because I love you. Because I... I w...
我希望你快樂。 I wanted you to be happy.
去！ 來吧，動起來！ Go! Come on, move!
大家動起來！ 快點！ Everybody, move! Come on!
-向前走。 Move along.
出去，馬上出去。 快點。 快點。 Go outside, go outside right now. Come on. Come on.
如果你不想經歷這個， If you don't wanna go through with this,
這還不算太晚。 it's not too late.
什麼？ What?
不，我們把我們所愛的每個人都帶到了菲律賓參加我們的婚禮。 No. We brought everybody that we loved down to the Philippines for our wedding.
我穿著這件衣服！ 我們正在做這個！ I'm in this dress! We're doin' this!
哦，那太美了。 那是你的誓言嗎？ Oh, that was beautiful. Are those your vows?
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
你說服自己我想取消婚禮，現在你正在讓它發生。 You convinced yourself that I wanted to call off the wedding,
and now you're making it happen.
哦，給你。 為自己辯護，免除任何真正的責任。 Oh, there you go. Lawyering yourself out of any real responsibility.
你用你的戒指割傷了我！ You cut me with your ring!
-不會再發生了。 Won't happen again.
偉大的！ Great!
你為什麼不去和肖恩在一起？ Why don't you go be with Sean?
也許你們可以去打一些爺爺！ Maybe you guys could go bang some grandpas!
我不知道為什麼。 我對此有一種不好的預感。 I don't know why. I have a bad feeling about this.
會沒事的，親愛的。 It's gonna be fine, honey.
我想你可能反應過度了。 I think you might be overreacting.
靜止不動！ 趴下，趴下，趴下！ Hold still! Get down, get down, get down!
-不要跑！ No running!
-每個人！ -下來。 - Everyone! - Get down.
去游泳池！ 現在！ To the pool! Now!
第一排，出發！ First rows, go!
-去！去！去！ Go, go, go!
大家這邊！ 這邊走！ Everyone, this way! This way!
快點！ 快點！ 一條線！ 我們走吧！ Come on! Come on! One line! Let's go!
我們走吧！ Let's go!
達西。 Darcy.
-夥計們，走吧！ -去，去，上去。 - Guys, go! - Go, go, up there.
在上面！ 在上面！ 去！ 走到盡頭。 Up there! Up there! Go! Go to the end.
-走，走！ -大家，走路！ - Go, go! - Everybody, walk!
-繼續。 -我們走吧。 - Keep going. - Let's go.
去！ Go!
繼續移動！ 給你。 Keep moving! There you go.
轉動。 轉動。 去！ Turn. Turn. Go!
-排隊。 -繼續移動。 - Line up. - Keep moving.
排隊，出發！ Line up, go!
-現在！ -不。 - Now! - No.
並進入游泳池。 And into the pool.
現在。 去！ Now. Go!
進去。快，快，快。 Go in. Faster, faster, faster.
- 進入水中。 -讓我們走得更快。 - Get in the water. - Let's go faster.
-放下電話。 -但我的手機會被毀掉。 - Drop the phone. - But my phone will get ruined.
我認為這就是重點，親愛的。 放下它。 I think that's the point, sweetie. Just drop it.
是的，但我已經有一段時間沒有備份了。 Yeah, but I haven't backed it up in a while.
-算了吧！ -好的。 好的。 - Drop it! - Okay. Okay.
不用害怕。 No need to be scared.
只要每個人都聽從指示，就不會有人受傷。 As long as everybody follows directions, no one gets hurt.
聽到您的名字時請舉手。 Raise your hand when you hear your name.
羅伯特·裡維拉。 Robert Rivera.
羅伯特！ 羅伯特。 Robert! Robert.
他們在呼喚你。 They're calling you.
非常感謝，卡羅爾。 Thanks a lot, Carol.
-拉裡·福勒。 -當前的。 - Larry Fowler. - Present.
我... 我是卡羅爾，他的妻子。 I... I'm Carol, his wife.
這樣您就不必進行兩次旅行。 Just so you don't have to make two trips.
等等。 我想要它在中心。 Wait, wait. I'd like it in the center.
肖恩·霍金斯。 Sean Hawkins.
如果你傷害了這個游泳池裡的任何人，你將不得不對我負責。 If you hurt anyone in this pool, you're gonna have to answer to me.
這是團裡的英雄嗎？ Is this the hero of the group?
是的。 Yes.
不，哦，我的上帝。 No. Oh, my God.
總有一個。 There is always one.
好的。 All right.
新娘和新郎在哪裡？ Where is bride and groom?
她在那。 她不是新娘嗎？ She's there. Isn't she the bride?
哦。 不。 Oh. No.
阿曼達認為穿白色去參加婚禮是合適的。 Amanda thought it was appropriate to wear white to a wedding.
我不知道那是規則。 I didn't know that was a rule.
是的，你做到了。 Yes, you did.
-你是打火機。 -是的。 - You're a gaslighter. - Yeah.
你看，這是一個問題。 You see, this is a problem.
他們可以報警。 如果警察來了， They could call police. And if police come,
我們殺了所有人。 we kill everyone.
-我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
好吧，嗯，我...我看到湯姆在儀式前走向自然漫步，我注意到他的頻率水平低得危險。 Okay, um, I... I saw Tom headed towards the nature walk before the ceremony,
and I noticed that his frequency levels were dangerously low.
我認為他正在退縮。 I think he's getting cold feet.
湯米退縮了？ Tommy has cold feet?
這真的是我們此時應該擔心的嗎？ Is this really what we should be worrying about at this point?
我是一位母親。 我可以同時擔心很多事情。 I'm a mother. I can worry about a lot of things at the same time.
就像拉裡的痣。 Like Larry's mole.
哦，沒關係，親愛的。 Oh, it's fine, sweetie.
-它越來越大了。 -擴散;傳播開。 - It's getting bigger. - Spread out.
- 尋找他們。 Look for them.
嘿，呃，我……我……我今天早上給你發了短信，但我沒有收到任何回音。 Hey, uh, I... I... I texted you this morning
and I didn't hear anything back.
你現在是認真的嗎？ Are you being serious right now?
不，不。 No. No.
達西！ Darcy!
-達西！ 嘿！ Darcy! Hey!
-不不不不。 達西。 No, no, no, no. Darcy.
-達西，我進來了 。-滾開，湯姆！ - Darcy, I'm coming in. - Fuck off, Tom!
哦，感謝上帝。 Oh, thank God.
聽著，我知道你現在生我的氣，但你必須讓我進去。 Listen, I know you're mad at me right now, but you have to let me in.
我為什麼會生氣？ 我真棒。 Why would I be mad? I'm awesome.
我在一個熱帶島嶼上，我正在享用液體早午餐，我不需要回答任何人！ I'm on a tropical island, I'm having a liquid brunch,
and I don't have to answer to anybody!
哦，天哪，這不會發生。 Oh, my God, this is not happening.
哦，它正在發生，夥計。 Oh, it is happening, buddy.
好的？ 一旦我把這個頭髮公寓從頭上拿下來， Okay? And once I get this hair condo off my head,
我要去那個海灘，告訴大家你是如何把它炸毀的！ I'm gonna march down to that beach and tell everybody how you blew this up!
噓……噓！ Shh... shh!
你現在是在認真地噓我嗎？ Are you seriously shushing me right now?
什麼鬼？ What the fuck?
那是血嗎？ Is that blood?
現在沒有時間讓你血脈賁張。 There's no time for a blood freak-out right now.
-不要告訴我... Don't tell me...
-外面有海盜， There are pirates outside,
他們把每個人都扣為人質。 and they took everybody hostage.
什麼？ What?
-我們必須尋求幫助。 -不，不。 不，不。 - We have to get help. - No, no. No. No.
-電話沒電了。 -哦，還有 Wi-Fi。 - The phone is dead. - Oh, the Wi-Fi too.
Marge 說北邊的小區服務更好。 Marge said the cell service is better on the north side.
你為什麼選擇一個沒有手機服務的島嶼？ Why did you pick an island with no cell service?
因為我希望人們活在當下。 Because I wanted people to be present and in the moment.
-天哪！ Jeez!
我無法呼吸。 我無法呼吸！ I can't breathe. I can't breathe!
我知道。 我也不。 I know. Me neither.
不，我……我真的無法呼吸。 這是塑身衣。 No. I... I really can't breathe. It's the shapewear.
現在請幫我脫掉這件衣服。 Please help me get out of this dress now.
現在！ Now!
你會放鬆嗎？ Would you relax?
你剛剛對我說什麼？ What did you just say to me?
我說一切都會好起來的。 I said everything's gonna be okay.
著裝就像一個謎語。 Dress is like a riddle.
-哦！ Oh!
上帝啊，我要死在這件衣服裡了！ God, I'm gonna die in this dress!
哦，門閂從裡面。 Oh, door latches from the inside.
他會知道我們在這裡。 He's gonna know we're in here.
當他來到這裡並且我們在這裡時，他也會知道我們在這裡。 He's also gonna know we're in here when he comes in here and we're in here.
他會認為我們正在洗澡。 He'll think we're in the shower.
什麼什麼？ What... What?
並在更好的時間回來？ 留言？ And come back at a better time? Leave a note?
-好的。 All right.
好吧，嗯……這是計劃。 Okay, h... here's the plan. He comes in, he's gonna think we're in the shower,
他進來了，他會以為我們在洗澡，然後我跳出來把他困在網裡。 then I jump out and I trap him in the net.
哦，天哪，這真是個了不起的計劃。 Oh, my God, that's an amazing plan.
-是的！ -不！ - Yes! - No!
你要對海盜撒網？ You're gonna throw a net over a pirate?
你試過從網裡逃出來嗎？ Have you ever tried to get out of a net?
很難從網中脫身。 It's very hard to get out of a net.
好的。 怎麼樣... Okay. How about...
這個怎麼樣？ 我噴他的眼睛。 How about this? I spray him in the eyes.
眼睛裡的髮膠比頭上的網更好嗎？ How is hairspray in the eyes better than a net over his head?
等待！ 是的，那其實是... Wait! Yes, that's actually...
那實際上是……你噴那個。 That's actually... You spray that.
我會點燃火柴。 它會像一個火焰噴射器。 I'll light the match. It'll be like a flamethrower.
-我的意思是，它不會起作用！ -為什麼？ - I mean, it won't work! - Why?
-步驟太多。 -這是兩個步驟。 - Too many steps. - It's two steps.
這是兩個步驟。 火焰噴射器，網。 It's two steps. Flamethrower, net.
我跳出來，把網罩在他的頭上。 我會給他一個驚喜。 I pop out and I put the net over his head. I'll surprise him.
不，湯姆，因為子彈會穿過網！ No, Tom, because bullets shoot through nets!
-從技術上講，是的。 -技術上？ - Technically, yeah. - Technically?
從技術上講，他將無法直接射門，因為他他媽的會被網包裹住。 Technically, he won't be able to shoot straight
because he'll be all fuckin' wrapped up in the net.
我向上帝發誓，如果你再說一次「網絡」... I swear to God, if you say "net" one more time...
我的天啊。 我的天啊。 我的天啊。 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
噓。 噴火器。 Psst. Flamethrower.
我要搞砸他。 I'm gonna fuck him up.
他媽的！ Fuck!
-噢！ Ow!
-沒關係！ 沒關係。 -你為什麼這麼做？ - Never mind! Never mind. - Why did you do that?
-沒關係！ Never mind!
-你是對的。 You were right.
那個髮膠比網差多了。 That hairspray was so much worse than the net.
-噢！ -起床。 - Ow! - Get up.
好的。 Okay.
-快點。 -別勒死我。 - Come on. - Don't strangle me.
-轉動你的手臂。 -我讓他們活著。 - Turn your arm. - I have them alive.
等等。 什麼？ Wait, wait. What?
平房 15. 接我。 Bungalow 15. Pick me up.
去收集它們。 Go collect them.
然後我們就可以開始了。 And then we can begin.
你還好嗎，傑米？ You doing okay, Jamie?
我的胃感覺要從我的屁眼裡掉下來了。 My stomach feels like it's gonna fall through my asshole.
但除此之外，我很冷靜。 But otherwise, I'm chill.
聽著，感到害怕是正常的。 Listen, it's normal to feel scared.
但我不會讓任何事情發生在你身上 But I'm not gonna let anything happen to you
或你的家人。 承諾。 or your family. Promise.
嘿，肖恩？ Hey, Sean?
我也感到害怕。 I am also feeling scared.
就像我一生中最害怕的那樣。 Like the most scared I've ever been in my whole life.
就像我剛剛看過 The Ring，你知道嗎？ It's like I just watched The Ring, you know?
羅比，寶貝，我要你練習我們在伊莎蘭學到的呼吸練習，好嗎？ Robbie, baby, I want you to practice the breathing exercise
that we learned at Esalen, okay?
我要達到一個壓力點。 準備好？ 和... I'm gonna hit a pressure point. Ready? And...
-呼吸。 呼吸。 Breathe. Breathe.
從橫膈膜。 From the diaphragm.
-我想我現在要吐了。 -沒關係。 你做得很好。 - I think I'm gonna throw up now. - It's okay. You're doing fine.
如果他繼續發出那種聲音，那就來開槍打死我吧。 If he keeps making that noise, just go ahead and shoot me.
這對幸福的夫妻馬上就到了。 The happy couple will be here in a second.
因此，讓我們開始做生意吧。 So let's get to business.
新娘的父親在哪裡？ Where is the father of the bride?
羅伯特。 他又給你打電話了。 Robert. He's calling ya again.
謝謝，卡羅爾。 Thanks, Carol.
好的，你想要什麼？ Okay, what do you want?
好吧，我們用衛星電話打電話給我的同事，然後你將 Well, we call my colleague on the satellite phone,
and you transfer $45 million to a bank account.
什麼？ 什麼？ What? What?
我沒有那種錢。 I don't have that kind of money.
我們用谷歌搜索了你。 淨資產為6000萬美元。 We googled you. Net worth is $60 million.
在確定我女兒是否安全之前，我不會給你任何東西。 I'm not giving you anything until I find out if my daughter's safe.
-還有你的女婿。 -是的，他也是。 - And your son-in-law. - Yeah, him too.
好的。 Okay.
我可以等兩分鐘拿走你所有的錢。 I can wait two minutes to take all your money.
這邊走。 This way.
你想要一些菠蘿糖嗎？ You want some pineapple candies?
它們來自我們得到的那個奇怪的歡迎袋，但我在口袋裡找到了它們。 They're from that weird welcome bag we got, but I found them in my pocket.
不，我不想從你的髒口袋裡掏出鬆散的、濕漉漉的糖果。 No, I don't want loose, wet candy from your gross pockets.
好的。 Okay.
你自便。 Suit yourself.
好的。 好的，好的，好的，好的。 Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
-我快餓死了。 -不。 - I'm starving. - No.
-你是個混蛋。 -唔。 - You're an asshole. - Hmm.
上帝啊，我不敢相信我和你發生了性關係。 God, I can't believe that I had sex with you.
老實說，我對此也感到非常驚訝。 Honestly, I was pretty surprised by that too.
我的父母在我上高中時離婚了，我的第一次訂婚是一場災難。 My parents, they got divorced when I was in high school,
and my first engagement was a disaster.
那你呢？ 你在和任何人約會嗎？ What about you? Are you dating anyone?
你一直想成為一名海盜嗎？ Have you always wanted to be a pirate?
別再說了，女士。 No more talk, lady.
對不起，先生們。 Excuse me, sirs.
達西，他們會傷害你的。 Darcy, they're gonna hurt you.
我只是忍不住注意到你們聞起來像香煙，我很喜歡。 I just can't help but notice that you guys smell like cigarettes,
and I am loving it.
有什麼辦法能讓我點根煙嗎？ Is there any way I could bum a cigarette?
我的意思是，我認為這可能有助於... I mean, I think it might help with the...
我現在正在經歷的恐慌和恐懼。 the panic and dread I'm experiencing right now.
你是從什麼時候開始抽煙的？ Since when do you smoke cigarettes?
它的... It's...
我只是……你甚至不必解開我的手。 I just... You don't even have to untie my hands.
我的意思是，我...我可以不用手抽煙。 I mean, I... I can smoke with no hands.
你可以把它放在我嘴裡。 You could just put it right in my mouth.
給她一支煙。 Give her a cigarette.
-請。 -也許這會讓她閉嘴。 - Please. - Maybe it will shut her up.
是的，是的，是的，它會讓我閉嘴。 Yes, yes, yes, it will shut me up.
哦謝謝。 Oh, thank you.
你們是... You guys are the...
最好。 best.
-什麼？ What?
-火！ Fire!
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
-我的天啊！ 噴火器！ Oh, my God! Flamethrower!
-天啊... Oh, my...
看，這就是為什麼你只有一個步驟的計劃！ See, that's why you only have a plan with one step!
-不！ -我的天啊！ - No! - Oh, my God!
- 剎車！ -我在嘗試！ 我在嘗試！ - Get the brakes! - I'm trying! I'm trying!
-懸崖！ Cliff!
-懸崖！ 懸崖！ -我看到了！ - Cliff! Cliff! - I see it!
讓它進入公園！ Get it into park!
I'm trying!
-天啊！ 我的天啊！ -上帝！ - Oh, God! Oh, my God! - God!
哦，滑出去！ Oh, slide out!
我的裙子！ 我的裙子，湯姆！ My dress! My dress, Tom!
湯姆，不要放手！ Tom, don't let go!
-你不放手！ Don't you let go!
我卡住了！ 我卡住了！ I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
-去！ Go!
去。 去！去！去。 去！去！去。 Go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
快點，做點像棒球一樣的事。 Quick, do something baseball-y.
什麼？ 這一點都不像棒球！ What? This is nothing like baseball!
-向下！ 下來，下來！ -他媽的！ - Down! Down, down! - Fuck!
-他沒彈藥了。 -正確的。 - He's out of ammo. - Right.
- 衝向他！ -什麼？ - Run at him! - What?
-去。 相信我，走吧！ -不不不！ - Go. Believe me, just go! - No, no, no!
-手榴彈！ -他有一枚手榴彈！ - Grenade! - He has a grenade!
先生！ Sir!
先生，先生。 Sir, sir.
把手榴彈給我，長官。 先生！ Give me the grenade, sir. Sir!
先生，給我手榴彈。 先生。 先生！ Sir, give me the grenade. Sir. Sir!
-啊-哦。 哎呀！ Ah-ow. Ow!
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
-他死了嗎？ -我不知道。 - Is he dead? - I don't know.
你死了嗎？ Are you dead?
哦，是的，他還活著。 Oh, yeah, he's very not alive.
沒活著。 好傢伙。 Not alive. Oh, boy.
-是的！ 你殺了他！ -是的！ - Yes! You killed him! - Yeah!
是的，我殺了他！ 我殺了他！ Yeah, I killed him! I killed him!
哦，我的上帝，我殺了一個人。 Oh, my God, I killed a man.
我殺了一個人。 不。 I killed a man. No.
-你覺得怎麼樣？ How do you feel?
我覺得……哦，我的上帝。 我覺得很可怕。 I feel... Oh, my God. I feel horrible.
-是的。 -但是很興奮。 - Yeah. - But excited.
你知道，就像，快樂。 就像，我要拉屎我的褲子。 You know, like, happy. Like, I'm gonna shit my pants.
-是的。 -你知道，就像， - Yeah. - You know, like,
但是這是好的方面。 你懂？ but in a good way. You know?
嗯。 Huh.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
我要去坐牢。 I'm gonna go to prison.
-我要... -不！ - I'm gonna... - No!
-是的。 -不。 那是……它…… - Yeah. - No. It was... It...
這是自衛。 他想殺了我們。 It was self-defense. He was trying to kill us.
任何法庭都會... Any court would...
任何法庭... Any court...
你還好嗎？ Are you okay?
是的。 我沒事。 我沒事。 Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
只是，你知道，我看了看那裡，我看到了所有的血。 It's just, you know, I looked over there and I saw all the blood.
而且，你知道，我想我看到了一些大腦。 And, you know, I think I saw some brain.
-那是大腦的東西嗎？ -是的。 是的。 - Was that brain stuff? - Yeah. Yeah.
所以我只是要仰望天空……所以我不會昏倒。 And so I'm just gonna look up at the sky and... so I don't pass out.
好的。 那麼，你知道嗎？ 也許我們應該... Okay. Well, you know what? Maybe we should...
-讓我們走開 Let's just step away
從現場。 from the scene.
- 不要低頭。 -好的。 - And don't look down. - Okay.
-好的。 -只是不要低頭。 - Okay. - Just don't look down.
他們現在應該到了。 They should be here by now.
抬頭上路。 Head up the road.
- 檢查他們。 -是的。 - Check on them. - Yeah.
好的。 我們需要離開這個島。 All right. We need to get off this island.
好吧，我為我們弄到這顆手榴彈可能會有所幫助。 Well, it might help that I got this grenade for us.
我的意思是，他想炸毀我們，但我明白了。 I mean, he was trying to blow us up, but I got it.
我知道了。 達西的另一點。 I got it. Another point for Darcy.
好的，達西。 Okay, Darcy.
呃... Uh...
你是否記得 Do you remember
那次我們在高速公路上行駛，你非常平靜地告訴我靠邊停車？ that time that we were driving down the highway
and you very calmly told me to pull over?
你等到我們停下來告訴我我頭上有一隻巨大的蜘蛛？ And you waited until we pulled over
to tell me that there was a giant spider on my head?
是的。 是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
是的，那非常聰明。 Yeah, well, that was very smart.
因為如果你之前告訴我，我可能會驚慌失措撞車。 Because if you had told me before, I might have panicked and crashed the car.
等待。 我頭上有蜘蛛嗎？ Wait. Is there a spider on my head?
不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不，不。 我告訴你這個故事是因為... No, no. I tell you this story because...
當我告訴您我將要告訴您的內容時，我不想讓您感到恐慌。 I don't want you to panic
when I tell you what I'm about to tell you.
你的手榴彈沒有銷。 Your grenade doesn't have a pin.
-那是什麼意思？ -出色地... - What does that mean? - Well...
好吧，它……它……它會爆炸嗎？ Well, is it... is it... is it gonna explode?
不，不，不，不，不。 不不不。 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
準確地握住它。 好的。 好的。 Hold it exactly how you're holding it. Good. Good.
-好的。 好的。 -嗯嗯。 - Okay. Okay. - Mm-hmm.
那個別針固定把手。 That pin holds the handle on.
但是當你鬆開手榴彈時，把手彈開，點燃了導火索，然後整個事情就開始了…… But when you let go of the grenade, the handle pops off,
which lights the fuse, and the whole thing goes...
繁榮。 boom.
你怎麼對手榴彈瞭解這麼多？ How do you know so much about grenades?
視頻遊戲。 Video games.
所以我該怎麼做？ 應該……應該扔掉嗎？ So what should I do? Should... Should I throw it?
好吧，我擔心的是你不能把它扔得足夠遠，以免炸毀我們。 Well, my concern is that you won't be able to throw it far enough to not blow us up.
-沒有冒犯的意思。 -上帝。 - No offense. - God.
那麼，什麼，我就……我就拿著這顆實彈？ So, what, I just... I just hold this live grenade?
這顆手榴彈現在只是我生活的一部分？ This grenade is just part of my life now?
是的，現在，是的，是的，是的。 Yeah, for now, yeah, yeah, yeah.
好的，這是計劃。 Okay, here's the plan.
我們要拿把刀。 We're gonna get a knife.
-好的。 好的。 -我要剪 - Okay. All right. - I'm gonna cut
通過這些聯繫，我們將擺脫那顆手榴彈， through these ties, we're gonna get rid of that grenade,
然後我們要去碼頭。 and then we're gonna head down to the docks.
我們要衝撞守衛它的海盜， We're gonna bum-rush the pirate guarding it,
跳上船，前往下一個島嶼尋求幫助。 hop in a boat, and head to the next island for help.
-好的？ -湯姆，那個計劃... - Okay? - Tom, that plan...
有太多的步驟。 我現在明白了。 Has too many steps. I see that now.
現在，你有一個更簡單的？ Now, you got a simpler one?
-是的。 是的。 -什麼？ - Yes. Yes. - What?
-是的。 好的。 -你在做什麼？ - Yes. Okay. - What are you doing?
下來吧。 找到了。 Get down here. Found it.
-找到了。 是的。 -我們在做什麼？ - Found it. Yes. - What are we doing?
-就在這兒。 -我們在做什麼？ - Right here. - What are we doing?
-哦。 Oh.
哦。 Oh.
查找手機服務。 尋求幫助。 Find cell service. Call for help.
你什麼時候把它放在內衣裡的？ When did you put that in your underwear?
就在海盜把我們帶出小屋之前。 Right before the pirates took us out of the cabana.
因為我是個狡猾的小婊子。 Because I'm a sneaky little bitch.
哦，你是個狡猾的小婊子。 Oh, you are a sneaky little bitch.
-謝謝。 Thank you.
-好的。 -讓我們開始走路吧。 - Okay. - Let's start walking.
鬼鬼祟祟的。 偷偷摸摸的小婊子。 Sneaky. Sneaky little bitch.
你在考驗我的耐心，羅伯特！ You're testing my patience, Robert!
看，你想要我的錢嗎？ 我想要我的女兒。 Look, you want my money? I want my daughter.
-這是一個簡單的談判。 -足夠的！ - It's a simple negotiation. - Enough!
好的。 All right.
他們要把他帶回來。 They're bringing him back.
移動。 Move.
羅伯特。 發生了什麼？ 你還好嗎？ Robert. What happened? Are you okay?
他們沒有傷害你，是嗎？ They didn't hurt you, did they?
好吧，在我知道我女兒還活著之前，我不會給他們一分錢。 Well, I'm not giving them a dime till I know my daughter's alive.
那不是很順利。 That didn't go over very well.
恐怕他們要開始射殺人質了。 I'm afraid they're gonna start shooting the hostages.
我認為他們不會那樣做。 I don't think they're gonna do that.
這不正是海盜所做的嗎？ Isn't that exactly what pirates do?
出來吧，海盜先生！ Come out, Mr. Pirate Man!
我的名字 My name
是卡羅爾·伊萊恩·福勒， is Carol Elaine Fowler,
我活該。 and I deserve to live.
卡羅爾，你在做什麼？ Carol, what are you doing?
我正在使自己人性化。 I'm humanizing myself.
我在早安美國看到了它。 I saw it on Good Morning America.
如果你對他們人性化，他們會讓你活下去。 If you humanize yourself to them, they let you live.
我是一個妻子。 我是一位母親。 I am a wife. I am a mother.
我在 1998 年和 2007 And I was Milford, Michigan's top realtor in 1998,
年都是密歇根州的頂級房地產經紀人米爾福德。 and again in 2007.
我夢想去愛爾蘭。 I dream of going to Ireland.
我大器晚成，14歲才長牙。 I was a late bloomer and my teeth didn't come in till I was 14.
請選我 Please pick me.
我叫珍妮·裡德。 My name is Jeannie Reed.
我是一個盡職盡責的母親和一個稍微不那麼忠誠的妻子。 I am a devoted mother and a slightly less devoted wife.
這是我第一個沒有孩子的假期，所以我在儀式前喝了很多香檳， This is my first vacation without my kids,
so I drank a lot of champagne before the ceremony,
吃了幾個雜草軟糖，這種組合現在真的要了我的命。 took a couple of weed gummies,
and the combination is really killing me right now.
我是阿曼達·沃克。 我是科技界的教母和女性。 I'm Amanda Walker. I'm a godmother and a woman in tech.
-我去了- -我是雷娜塔。 - I went to... - I am Renata.
我來自巴西。 I'm from Brazil.
我有漂亮的頭髮。 I have beautiful hair.
是的。 非常漂亮。 Yeah. Very beautiful.
還有什麼？ What else?
你是一位母親。 You're a mother.
我是一位母親。 I am a mother.
我叫瑞奇·西爾弗。 My name is Ricky Silver.
我的很多朋友，他們正在配對， A lot of my friends, they're pairing up,
他們要結婚了，喝活頁茶什麼的。 and they're getting married and drinking loose-leaf tea and shit.
而我還是單身。 但是昨晚... And I'm still single. But last night...
我和一個美麗而可怕的女人做愛。 I made love to a gorgeous and terrifying woman.
你覺得我很可怕嗎？ You think I'm terrifying?
你嚇死我了。 You scare the shit out of me.
我是拉裡·福勒。 I'm Larry Fowler.
哦... Oh...
謝謝你。 Thank you.
-哦。 -哦，簡單點，爸爸。 - Oh. - Oh, easy, Dad.
-拿著電話。 是的。 -我要怎樣... - Hold the phone. Yes. - How am I gonna...
-保持穩定。 -拿住。 堅持，稍等。 - Hold it steady. - Hold it. Hold on.
我得把這件事從我的腦海中抹去。 I just gotta get this thing out of my head.
這讓我發瘋。 It's driving me crazy.
-等待。 堅持，稍等。 等等。 -你是做什麼的... - Wait. Hold on. Just wait. - What are you...
你幹什麼……你是不是往我口袋裡塞了一團散亂的頭髮？ What are you... Are you stuffing a loose wad
of hair in my pocket?
是的。 一團非常昂貴的鬆散物品， Yes. A loose wad of very expensive,
我想保留的定制頭髮。 custom-made hair that I would like to keep.
如果我們活下來。 If we survive.
什麼事這麼好笑？ What's so funny?
-我剛剛... -噢，噢，噢！ - I've just been... - Ow, ow, ow!
...最近質疑一切。 Questioning everything lately.
如果婚禮不完美怎麼辦？ 如果你的父母不喜歡我怎麼辦？ What if the wedding's not perfect? What if your parents never like me?
棒球後的生活是什麼樣的？ What does life look like after baseball?
但我從來沒有想過我是否會戴著手銬帶著一顆實彈手榴彈穿過叢林。 But not once did I wonder
if I'd be walking handcuffed through the jungle with a live grenade.
哦。 海盜追你不在你的願景板上？ Oh. Pirates chasing you wasn't on your vision board?
好吧，你是我願景板上唯一的東西。 Well, you were the only thing on my vision board.
-我明白了，我明白了，我明白了。 -哦！ 哦！ - I got it, I got it, I got it. - Oh! Oh!
-你說對了？ 你說對了？ -我知道了。 我知道了。 - You got it? You got it? - I got it. I got it.
-好的。 我知道了。 -哦，很好。 好的。 哦。 - Okay. I got it. - Oh, good. Okay. Oh.
-我們有一個酒吧。 -哦，很好。 - We have a bar. - Oh, good.
好的。 All right.
-把你的手放在我身邊。 -好的。 - Keep your hands with me. - Okay.
-好的。 -尋求幫助。 - Okay. - Call for help.
是的。 拉屎！ 它不見了。 Yes. Shit! It's gone.
-嗯，繼續努力。 Well, keep trying.
-我想，也許... -我們必須飛得更高。 - I think, maybe... - We have to go higher.
-什麼？ -是的。 - What? - Yes.
不……不，不，不，不。 呃，我不喜歡更高的。 Not... No. No, no, no. Uh, I don't like higher.
是的，我不......我不認為這個東西是為代碼而構建的。 Yeah, I don't... I don't think this thing is built to code.
-湯姆。 -任何事物？ - Tom. - Anything?
不，來吧。 No. Come on.
-是的。 -我們幾乎處於頂峰。 - Yeah. - We're almost at the top.
也許我們應該回去，這樣我們就不會升得太高了。 Maybe we should go back down so we're not up so high.
現在不要考慮高度。 好的？ 我們很安全。 Don't think about the heights right now. Okay? We're safe.
是的。 您非常寬鬆地使用「安全」一詞。 Yeah. You use the word "safe" very loosely.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
-全面服務。 全面服務。 -哦是的。 - Full service. Full service. - Oh, yes.
-我有全套服務。 I have full service.
哇，哇，哇。 沉默吧。 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Silence it.
-我在嘗試。 I'm trying.
你的群聊失控了。 Your group chat is out of control.
我不會因為有熱情的朋友而道歉。 I will not apologize for having enthusiastic friends.
哦！ 你把它掉了。 Oh! You dropped it.
-快點！ Come on!
-我們得拉上拉鏈。 -壓縮？ - We gotta zip. - Zip?
「拉鏈」是什麼意思？ What do you mean, "zip"?
-哦！ 壓縮。 天啊！ Oh! Zip. Oh, God!
去！去！去。 Go, go, go.
不，我認為我們沒有合適的設備。 No, I don't think we have the proper equipment.
-嗯，他們有槍。 Well, they have guns.
有某種手冊嗎？ Is there some kind of a manual?
墜落！ Come down!
我們需要頭盔。 我在照片中看到很多頭盔。 We need helmets. I see lots of helmets in the photos.
然後為什麼他們看起來很害怕？ And then why do they look scared?
別想那麼多了。 跳！ Stop thinking so much. Jump!
-停止尖叫！ -天啊！ 我的天啊！ - Stop screaming! - Oh, God! Oh, my God!
哇！ Whoa!
湯姆，不要放手。 Tom, don't let go.
-他媽的！ The fuck!
堅持住寶貝。 堅持，稍等。 Hold on, baby. Hold on.
好的。 Okay.
呃... Uh...
-是的！ -是的！ - Yeah! - Yeah!
這是什麼東西？ What the hell was that?
天啊！ Oh, God!
-天啊！ -我們如何登陸這個東西？ - Oh, God! - How do we land this thing?
我先。 我先走了 Me first. I'm gonna go first.
-那我呢？ -不，讓我。 我先。 - What about me? - No, let me. Me first.
我要跳了 我要跳了 I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna jump.
-好吧好吧。 -我知道了。 我知道了。 - Okay, okay. - I got it. I got it.
我來啦！ Here I go!
Oh!
這些人有病。 These people are sick.
你找到他們，但我殺了他們。 You find them, but I kill them.
你可以擁有那個男人， You can have the man,
但新娘是我的。 but the bride is mine.
警察，海岸警衛隊，他們都在那裡。 Police, coast guard, they're all right there.
-我們怎麼過河？ -我不知道。 - How do we get across? - I don't know.
好吧，讓我們一起來玩兩個真話和一個謊言。 Okay, let's all go around and play two truths and a lie.
安靜！ Be quiet!
-頌歌。 -媽媽。 - Carol. - Mom.
-簡單的。 Easy.
好的，來吧。 Okay, come on.
來吧，來吧，來吧。 Come on, come on, come on.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
我會解決這個問題。 I'm gonna fix this.
我可憐的媽媽 My poor mom.
她以為她整個週末都能避開我爸爸。 She thought she was gonna be able to avoid my dad all weekend.
我媽媽曾經非常愛我爸爸。 My mom used to love my dad so much.
他是她的全世界。 He was her whole world.
然後他一走，她就失去了喜悅。 Then when he left, she just lost her joy.
我的意思是，她表現得很強硬，但是... I mean, she acts tough, but...
她從未真正康復過。 she never really recovered.
-達西，對不起... -我知道 - Darcy, I'm sorry... - I know.
我們必須繼續前進。 We have to keep moving.
這到底意味著什麼？ What the hell does that mean?
廚房。 Kitchen.
好吧，我們得找把刀。 Okay, we need to find a knife.
-哦。 嗯。 -什麼什麼... - Oh. Mmm. - What... What...
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
我快餓死了。 你今天吃了嗎？ I'm starving. Have you eaten today?
不，我不餓。 No, I'm not hungry.
是的，你是。 你胡思亂想。 Yes, you are. You're acting cranky.
-嗯。 嗯！ 嗯。 -嗯。 - Mmm. Mmm! Mmm. - Mmm.
-嗯，這太好吃了。 Mmm, this is so delicious.
我愛你媽媽。 I love your mom.
好的，來吧。 Okay, come on.
快點。 哎呀！ 慢慢來。 Come on. Ow! Easy, easy.
我不能用一隻手切割。 I can't cut with one hand.
好吧，我不能沒有手切割。 Well, I can't cut with no hands.
我們需要找到別的東西。 We need to find something else.
好的？ Okay?
能切穿塑料的東西。 Something that cuts through plastic.
唔... Hmm...
是的。 Yep.
-這是一個壞主意嗎？ -是的。 - Is this a bad idea? - Yeah.
-你準備好了嗎？ -不！ - You ready? - No!
好的。 Okay.
給你。 There you go.
堅持，堅持，堅持！ Hang on, hang on, hang on!
達西，你在拖延時間。 Darcy, you're stalling.
-我知道。 -我們明白了。 - I know. - We got this.
-好的。 是的。 -我們明白了。 - Okay. Yes. - We got this.
-依我看。 準備好？ -好的。 - On my count. Ready? - Okay.
-是的。 ——十、九、八…… - Yes. - Ten, nine, eight...
你為什麼從十開始數？ Why are you counting from ten?
這是什麼，火箭發射？ What is this, a rocket launch?
好的。 四點。 Okay, fine. On four.
一二三 - One, two, three...
沒有人繼續四。 No one goes on four.
-沒有人繼續四。 -好的... - No one goes on four. - All right...
噓！ 噓。 Shh! Shh.
-好的。 -只是... - Okay. - Just...
-就像創可貼一樣。 -很好，很好。 - Just like a Band-Aid. - Fine, fine.
-準備好？ 去。 -就像創可貼。 - Ready? Go. - Like a Band-Aid.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
快點。 Come on.
湯姆！ Tom!
湯姆。 Tom.
我以為你走了 I thought you left.
什麼？ What?
不。 No.
絕不。 Never.
你媽媽的刀去哪兒了？ Where'd your mom's knife go?
哦，耶穌，幫助我。 Oh, Jesus, help me.
那很好。 That's good.
把那些靴子扔給我。 Throw me those boots.
什麼？ What?
那件衣服越來越喜歡我了。 That dress is growing on me.
謝謝。 Thanks.
我想要一些不那麼傳統的東西。 I wanted something less traditional.
是的。 也許瑪吉對互聯網有強硬態度。 Yes. Maybe Margy's got a hard line to the Internet.
哇，Margy 喜歡柯基犬嗎？ Wow, does Margy love corgis.
不，該死的。 No. Damn it.
你去那邊，我去這裡。 You go over there, I'll go here.
-是的。 -他們就在那裡。 - Yeah. - They're right there.
-我該怎麼辦？ -我不知道。 - What do I do? - I don't know.
我不知道。 I don't know.
-哦，瑪吉。 -這邊走。 - Oh, Margy. - This way.
去！去！去。 Go, go, go.
好的。 我接到你了。 Okay. I got you.
沒關係。 沒關係。 It's okay. It's okay.
來。 快點快點。 Come. Faster, faster.
艾斯，瑪吉…… Ace, Margy...
-這是你的地堡嗎？ -嗯。 - Is this your bunker? - Uh-huh.
-人洞。 -它在旋轉嗎？ - Man cave. - Is it spinning?
它在為別人旋轉嗎？ Is it spinning for anyone else?
你正在失血。 坐下。 You're losing blood. Sit down.
-坐下。 好的。 -繃帶。 高手。 - Sit down. Okay. - Bandages. Ace.
我去拿醫藥箱。 I'll get the medical kit.
把你的手給我。 我要把它包起來 Give me your hand. I'm gonna wrap it.
不不不不。 不。 No. No, no, no. No.
你確定嗎？ 這很噁心。 Are you sure? It's disgusting.
是的。 Yeah.
哦。 乾杯。 Oh. Cheers.
好的。 Okay.
看起來它有一個翻蓋。 Looks like it's got a flap.
它有一個鬆動的翻蓋。 It's got a loose flap.
-聽著，只是... -嗯嗯。 - Listen, just be... - Mm-hmm.
只是... 小心翻蓋。 Just... Just be careful with the flap.
請不要再說「啪」了，好嗎？ Please stop saying "flap," okay?
我完全沒問題。 只是不要說拍打。 I'm totally fine. Just don't say flap.
-那裡有多少？ -呃... - How many are there? - Uh...
兩個在大廳。 與人質一起在泳池邊偶遇。 Two in the lobby. Couple more by the pool with the hostages.
而且，呃，一個在碼頭，對吧？ And, uh, one by the dock, right?
但是我們有四個。 But we got four.
「得到」是什麼意思？ What do you mean, "got"?
讓他們停下來，你知道的， Got them to stop, you know,
活著。 being alive.
天哪。 Holy shit.
嗯，是的，不過我們沒有看到你的任何員工。 Well, yeah, we didn't see any of your staff, though.
我看到他們被關在水療中心。 I saw them getting locked up in the spa.
他們從不打擾當地人。 They never bother with the locals.
美國人是有錢的白癡。 沒有冒犯的意思。 Americans are the rich idiots. No offense.
我只是不明白為什麼海盜還在這裡。 I just don't understand why the pirates are still here.
上次，他們只是洗劫了房間。 Last time, they just looted the rooms.
二十分鐘，沒了。 Twenty minutes, gone.
「上次」是什麼意思？ What do you mean, "last time"?
去年。 Last year.
菲律賓的兩千個島嶼，他們打了我們兩次？ Two thousand islands in the Philippines,
and they hit us twice?
-這不公平。 -等等。 - It's not fair. - Wait, wait.
海盜去年夏天來過這裡？ The pirates were here last summer?
你讓我們在這裡舉行婚禮？ And you let us have our wedding here?
什麼？ 湯姆湯姆。 我們談過，嗯？ What? Tom-Tom. We talked about it, huh?
你知道這件事嗎？ You knew about this?
好吧，首先，去年夏天沒有人被殺。 Well, first of all, nobody got killed last summer.
我們都同意它再次發生的可能性非常小。 And we both agreed that
the chances of it happening again were very small.
-「我們」是誰？ -我和瑪吉。 - Who's "we"? - Me and Margy.
我們發了很多電子郵件， We e-mailed a lot,
我問了很多棘手的問題，不是嗎？ and I asked a lot of tough questions, didn't I?
你怎麼能不告訴我這件事？ How could you not tell me about this?
你沒有告訴我你對結婚有疑慮 You didn't tell me that you were having doubts
所以... about getting married, so...
是的，沒錯。 我沒有。 你知道為什麼？ Yeah, you're right. I didn't. You know why?
因為去年一整年，你都在想所有的事情。 Because all last year, you were in your head about everything.
你以為我爸爸不喜歡你，所以你開始表現得很奇怪。 You thought my dad didn't like you, so you started acting all weird.
現在我爸爸不喜歡你了。 And now my dad doesn't like you.
你以為知更鳥會放棄你。 You thought the Robins were gonna drop you.
然後你開始打得很糟糕，他們確實放棄了你。 And then you started playing badly, and they did drop you.
你認為壞事會發生，然後你讓它發生了。 You think that something bad is gonna happen,
and then you make it happen.
這就是所謂的自我破壞。 That's called self-sabotage.
這是。 艾斯，謝謝你。 It is. Ace, thank you.
而讓你興奮的只有這場婚禮。 And all you were excited about was this wedding.
而且我知道如果我告訴你我有疑問，你會破壞我們的整個關係。 And I knew that if I told you that I was having doubts,
that you would sabotage our whole relationship.
不管怎樣，你做了什麼！ Which you did anyway!
我沒有破壞任何東西。 I didn't sabotage anything.
我試圖讓這場婚禮完美無缺。 I tried to make this wedding perfect.
在你兒子肖恩出現的那一天，一切都毀了。 And it all got ruined the day your boy Sean showed up.
這與肖恩無關。 This has nothing to do with Sean.
這是關於你的不安全感。 This is about your insecurities.
整個婚禮是你試圖控制自己生活的方式， And this whole wedding
was your way of trying to get control of your life,
因為你必須控制一切。 because you have to control everything.
這就像當你下車「幫我」平行停車時，我自己就能很好地完成。 It's like when you get out of the car to "help me" parallel park,
when I can do it just fine on my own.
是的，我不會說 17 點轉彎「就好了」。 Yeah, I wouldn't call a 17-point turn "just fine."
嗯，你上個月從 Old Navy Well, those jeans you bought from Old Navy last month
買的那些牛仔褲是女式牛仔褲。 were women's jeans.
呃... Uh...
好吧，我在男裝區找到了它們。 Well, I found them in the men's section.
他們讓你看起來像 Stevie Nicks。 They made you look like Stevie Nicks.
你去年剪的那個髮型，我討厭。 That haircut that you got last year, I hated it.
它讓你的頭看起來方方正正的。 你看起來像他媽的辛普森一家。 It made your head look square. You looked like a fucking Simpson.
你說它很別緻。 You said it was chic.
你表現得如此自信，如此堅強，但你只是一個害怕的小女孩。 You act so confident,
so strong, but you're just a scared little girl.
你害怕在這段關係中全力以赴，因為這意味著你可能會失去一些東西。 You're afraid to go all in on this relationship
because it means you might have something to lose.
那麼，你知道嗎？ 無論如何，這都不重要。 Well, you know what? None of it matters anyway.
因為我們愛的每個人都可能死去。 Because everyone we love could die.
因為我。 Because of me.
我想他們在經理的房子裡。 I think they're in the manager's house.
我想他們聽到了。 I think they heard it.
為什麼？ Why?
他們不再說英語。 They stopped speaking English.
這裡。 拿著。 Here. Take it.
不。 湯姆。 Don't. Tom.
我們需要離開這裡。 這條隧道通向哪裡？ We need to get out of here. Where does this tunnel go?
它直接通向其餘海盜所在的游泳池。 It leads straight to the pool where the rest of the pirates are.
哦，這並不理想。 Oh, that's not ideal.
他們在說什麼？ What are they saying?
沒有線索。 No clue.
我不知道那是什麼語言，但它不是菲律賓語。 I don't know what language that is, but it ain't Filipino.
-不。 -不。 - No. - No.
沒有人動。 留在這裡。 No one move. Stay right here.
沒人動。 Nobody move.
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
好的。 Okay.
他們知道有人在這裡，但他們不知道我們所有人都在這裡。 They know someone's here, but they don't know all of us are.
你留在這裡直到結束。 You stay here until it's over.
湯姆！ Tom!
湯姆！ 他們會殺了你。 Tom! They're gonna kill you.
-不要這樣做。 -我必須。 - Don't do this. - I have to.
這不再是關於我們的了。 這是... This isn't about us anymore. This is...
這整件事都是我的錯。 This whole thing is my fault.
你理應獲得更好的。 You deserve better.
等等，湯姆！ Wait, Tom!
呃……哦，嘿。 Uh... Oh, hey.
嘿，海盜！ Hey, pirates!
我是湯姆，你們一直在尋找的新郎，我正式投降。 I'm Tom, the groom you guys have been looking for,
and I am officially surrendering.
-住口！ -好的。 - Shut up! - All right.
什麼，你不喜歡被稱為「海盜」？ What, you don't like to be called "pirates"?
我小時候想當海盜，你們真的在做。 I wanted to be a pirate when I was a kid, and you guys are actually doin' it.
-移動。 -你在做夢。 - Move. - You're livin' the dream.
恭喜。 Congratulations.
他們沒有殺他。 我的天啊。 They didn't kill him. Oh, my God.
他還活著。 He's still alive.
去！ Go!
繼續。 只是移動。 Keep going. Just move.
湯米。 我的天啊。 是湯米。 湯米！ Tommy. Oh, my God. It's Tommy. Tommy!
-住口！ Shut up!
-湯米，達西在哪裡？ -住口！ - Tommy, where is Darcy? - Shut up!
是的。 你的新娘在哪裡？ Yes. Where is your bride?
-我……我不知道。 I... I don't know.
真的。 誠實地。 我……我……我沒有。 Truly. Honestly. I... I... I don't.
真的。 我不……我不……我不知道。 For reals. I don't... I don't... I don't know.
你是個壞騙子。 You're a bad liar.
是的，他是個壞騙子。 Yeah, he is a bad liar.
湯姆，如果你知道什麼，你能做的最好的事情就是合作。 Tom, if you know something, the best thing you can do is cooperate.
他們想要的只是錢。 All they want is the money.
你知道嗎？ 謝謝你，肖恩，一如既往，因為你是理性的聲音。 You know what? Thank you, Sean, as always, for being the voice of reason.
足夠的！ Enough!
-好的！ -好的。 - Okay, fine! - Okay.
我會告訴你她在哪裡。 I'll tell you where she is.
Katuk kak ci。 Katuk kak ci.
-什麼？ What?
天哪。 你對他說了什麼？ Holy shit. What did you say to him?
這是一個內部笑話，肖恩。 It's kind of an inside joke, Sean.
你能幫我個忙嗎？ 我有點頭暈。 Can you give me a hand? I'm a little woozy.
當然，夥計。 在這裡，我找到你了。 'Course, man. Here, I got you.
-哇哇！ 哇！ Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
-你到底在做什麼？ What the hell are you doing?
不要動，否則我向上帝發誓，你會失去一隻眼睛。 Don't move or I swear to God, you'll lose an eye.
湯米，你在做什麼？ Tommy, what are you doing?
你會洩漏豆子還是我應該？ Are you gonna spill the beans or should I?
什麼豆？ What beans?
把豆子灑出來。 Just spill the beans.
肖恩雇了這些傢伙闖入我們的婚禮來拿羅伯特的錢！ Sean hired these guys
to invade our wedding to take Robert's money!
哇。 不，不，不，不，湯姆。 Whoa. No, no, no, no, Tom.
不，這是真的。 No, it's true.
這是一個嚴重的指控，但沒關係， That is a serious accusation,
but it's okay,
因為嫉妒可以得到我們任何人最好的。 'cause jealousy can get the best of any of us.
哦，不，不，不。 我不嫉妒。 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not jealous.
-的種類。 Kind of.
你將我視為威脅是完全正常的，因為迪迪和我 It is completely normal for you to see me as a threat
because Deedee and I
- 有一些超然的東西。 had something transcendent.
但我不是壞人。 But I am not a bad guy.
而且我絕對和這些海盜沒有任何關係。 And I definitely don't have anything to do with these pirates.
哦耶？ 那為什麼當我告訴他去操他的爺爺時他卻欺騙了我？ Oh, yeah? Then why did he deck me when I told him to go fuck his grandpa?
聽就是了。 聽你自己說。 Just listen. Listen to yourself.
我用巴厘島語說的。 這些人不是本地人。 I said it in Balinese. These guys are not local.
他們來自巴厘島。 They're from Bali.
瑪吉說當地的海盜上次只是搶劫離開了。 Margy said the local pirates just looted and left last time.
他們花了大約 20 分鐘。 It took 'em, like, 20 minutes.
天啊。 「上次」？ Oh, God. "Last time"?
我們顯然是有針對性的。 這整件事都是計劃好的。 We were clearly targeted. This whole thing was planned.
他們知道羅伯特的錢。 They knew about Robert's money.
在我找到這個之前，這一切都沒有意義。 And none of it made sense until I found this.
瑞奇，抓住我的……抓住……那個…… Ricky, grab my... Grab the... the...
-是啊是啊。 -在我的前口袋裡。 抓... - Yeah, yeah. - In my front pocket. Grab...
我的前口袋裡有一個信封。 There's an envelope in my front pocket.
- 抓住它！ Just grab it!
給你。 There you go.
啊哈！ A-ha!
慢慢。 慢慢來。 Slow, slow. Go slow.
你的結婚請柬？ Your wedding invitation?
是的，但我是從其中一個人那裡得到的。 Yes, but I got it off of one of these guys.
現在，他們是怎麼得到邀請的？ Now, how did they get that invitation?
-我不知道。 -呃... - I don't know. - Uh...
它必須由一位受邀的客人送給他。 It had to be given to him by an invited guest.
現在，那會是什麼邀請的客人？ 嗯？ Now, what invited guest could that be? Huh?
瑞奇，哦……打開它。 Ricky, op... open it.
啊哈！ A-ha!
這個混蛋認為參加他沒有回復的婚禮是合適的！ This asshat thought it was appropriate to show up to a wedding he didn't RSVP to!
他沒有回復！ He didn't RSVP!
媽媽，這不是現在的主要問題。 Mom, that's not the main issue right now.
看，我是一個母親。 我可以同時對很多事情感到不安。 Look, I'm a mother. I can be upset about a lot of things at the same time.
我想，現在，我們應該為一件事感到不安。 I think, right now, we should be upset about one thing.
-哦好的。 -肖恩有這些人 - Oh, okay. - Sean had these guys
破壞我們的婚禮，這樣他就可以從他最好的朋友羅伯特那裡得到一大筆贖金。 crash our wedding so that he could get a big fat ransom
from his best friend, Robert.
嗯？ 是的！ Huh? Yeah!
-鮑勃……鮑勃。 -是的！ - Bob... Bob. - Yes!
這是因為我沒有給你你想要的那筆投資資金，是嗎？ This is because I didn't give you
that investment money you wanted, isn't it?
-是的。 ——不不不，不是那樣的。 - Yeah. - No, no, it's not like that.
-怎麼會……papi。 How could... Papi.
你怎麼能相信我會來這裡背叛…… How could you believe that I would come here and betray ev...
相信它，羅伯特。 相信它。 Believe it, Robert. Believe it.
——沒錯。 沒錯。 -拉屎。 - That's right. That's right. - Shit.
看？ 看，我告訴過你！ 我告訴你了！ See? See, I told ya! I told ya!
這些燈籠非常複雜。 裡面有註釋嗎？ These lanterns are so intricate. Is there a note in it?
「彼此優秀。」 "Be excellent to each other."
-唔。 -唔。 嗯。 - Hmm. - Hmm. Huh.
它來自比爾和泰德的精彩冒險。 It's from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
湯姆想在每盞燈籠上放一句電影台詞，而我…… Tom wanted to put a movie quote in each one of the lanterns, and I...
我認為這很愚蠢，但事實並非如此。 I thought it was stupid, but it's not.
它很甜。 It's sweet.
我把一切都搞砸了。 And I messed it all up.
我不知道你們是怎麼做到的。 I don't know how you guys do it.
你一定有什麼特別的東西。 You must have something really special.
-並不真地。 -哎呀。 - Not really. - Oi.
呃，我的意思是，它很特別，但它不是魔法。 Uh, I mean, it is special but it is not magic.
我們只是發誓。 We just made a vow.
我們已經把事情搞砸了數千次。 And we've messed things up thousands of times.
但是當我們破壞某些東西時，我們會修復它。 But when we break something, we fix it.
達西，我們和你一起去，但我們不想去。 Darcy, we come with you, but we don't want to.
湯米終於進入了大聯盟。 Tommy finally made the big leagues.
是的，我以前從沒聽過那個。 Yeah, I never heard that one before.
我知道你沒有。 I know you haven't.
-她在哪？ -我不知道。 - Where is she? - I don't know.
我不……我……我不……我不知道。 I don't... I... I don't... I don't know.
-你在說謊。 -不，我...我...老實說， - You're lying. - No, I'm... I'm... Honestly,
-我不知道。 -好的。 - I don't know. - Okay.
他媽的！ God damn it!
-你會停止這樣做嗎？ -是的。 - Would you stop doing that? - Yeah.
-他會再做一次。 -美好的。 美好的。 - He'll do it again. - Fine. Fine.
我在撒謊。 I was lying.
我們掙脫束縛後，達西和我打了起來。 After we cut ourselves loose, Darcy and I got into a fight.
她跳上一輛高爾夫球車，去北部海岸靠近懸崖的地方尋找信號接收點，然後我…… She hopped in a golf cart to go look for cell reception
up by the northern coast near the cliffs, and then I...
我回來是為了拯救大家。 I came back here to try to rescue everyone.
快點！ Come on!
好的。 Okay.
我們會乘直升機去找她。 We'll take the chopper to find her.
我來陪你 I'm comin' with you.
我一整天都在看著你把事情搞砸。 I've been watching you mess this up all day.
這是我現在的節目。 This is my show now.
哇，那真是太好了。 Wow, that's really good.
我們現在正在按照我的方式進行。 你說對了？ We're doing this my way now. You got it?
我們需要抵押品。 We need collateral.
找女朋友。 Get the girlfriend.
-嘿。 來。 Hey. Come.
-這裡。 移動！ -噢！ 嘿。 - Here. Move! - Ow! Hey.
不好了。 Oh, no.
-去。 移動！ -拜託，我是雙子座。 - Go. Move! - Please, I'm a Gemini.
我很容易瘀傷。 I bruise easily.
-去！ -噢！ 哎呀！ 哎呀！ - Go! - Ow! Ow! Ow!
-我的天啊！ -羅伯特？ 羅伯特！ - Oh, my God! - Robert? Robert!
當我回來的時候，那筆錢最好在我的賬戶裡。 When I get back, that money better be in my account.
如果不是，她就死了。 And if it's not, she's dead.
我把你當兒子一樣對待。 And I treated you just like a son.
-你現在被湯米困住了。 -羅伯特。 - You're stuck with Tommy now. - Robert.
-嗯，這有什麼問題嗎？ -滾開 - Well, what's wrong with that? - Fuck off.
不，不，不，不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
達西... Darcy...
湯姆，你答應過這個週末你不會離開我身邊。 Tom, you promised you wouldn't leave my side this weekend.
達西，你在做什麼？ Darcy, what are you doing?
湯姆，聽著。 Tom, listen.
我仍然生你的氣，因為你選擇了這個海盜島，但我也搞砸了。 I'm still mad at you for picking this pirate island,
我應該告訴你... but I messed up too. I should've told you...
我是多麼害怕結婚。 how scared I was to get married.
那不公平。 That wasn't fair.
這場海盜島婚禮，你辛苦了。 You worked so hard on this pirate island wedding.
好吧，不，不，不。 請停止這樣稱呼它。 Okay, no, no, no. Please stop calling it that.
我只是擔心如果我告訴你... I just worried that if I told you...
我會失去你。 that I would lose you.
而我不能失去你。 And I can't lose you.
我需要你。 I need you.
好的？ Okay?
-好的。 Okay.
-好的。 -好的。 - Okay. - Okay.
這比南太平洋好多了。 This is so much better than South Pacific.
還有爸爸媽媽？ And Mom, Dad?
哇！ Whoa!
-寶貝。 -他媽的是什麼？ - Babe. - What the fuck?
你剛剛向我開槍了嗎？ Did you just shoot me?
別拍你妹妹了！ Stop shooting your sister!
我不是故意的。 那是一個錯誤。 我... I didn't mean to. It was a mistake. I...
爸爸媽媽，向湯姆道歉。 Mom, Dad, apologize to Tom.
-什麼？ 為什麼？ -什麼？ - What? Why? - What?
因為他批評了他計劃的這場美麗的婚禮，也因為他從來沒有讓他在我們家感到受歡迎。 For criticizing this beautiful wedding that he planned,
and for never making him feel welcome in our family.
並邀請肖恩參加我們的婚禮。 And for inviting Sean to our wedding.
好的，親愛的，但我認為有 Okay, honey, but I think there's
-一個更緊迫的問題... -道歉！ - a more pressing issue... - Apologize!
-他是最好的人 He is the best person
我知道。 that I know.
如果你再說他的壞話 And if you say one more bad thing about him,
我發誓我會像射殺傑米一樣射殺你。 I swear I will shoot you like I shot Jamie.
湯姆，對不起。 對不起。 Tom, I'm sorry. Sorry.
-湯姆，對不起。 對不起。 -我們愛你。 - Tom, sorry. Sorry. - We love you.
-哦，嘿，沒關係。 -你是最好的人 - Oh, hey, it's fine. - You're the best person
-我曾遇到。 -沒關係。 我愛你。 - I've ever met. - It's okay. I love you.
-我們像家人一樣愛你。 -我也愛你。 - We love you like family. - I love you, too.
-好的。 一切都很好。 -我喜歡這個地方。 美麗的。 - All right. It's all good. - I love this place. Beautiful.
還有，卡羅爾，拉裡…… And, Carol, Larry...
-對不起！ 對不起！ I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
這更多的是關於我和我的家人，但我們應該找個時間吃午飯。 This was more about me and my family, but we should get lunch sometime.
-我會... -哦 是的 - I would... - Oh, yeah,
-午餐聽起來不錯。 是的。 -我們喜歡吃。 - lunch sounds great. Yeah. - We love eating.
任何人都很難辜負你完美的婚姻。 It's hard for anyone to live up to your perfect marriage.
誰告訴你我們有完美的婚姻？ Who told you we had a perfect marriage?
哦，來吧，媽媽。 你們打架了，就像，一次。 Oh, come on, Mom. You guys fought, like, once.
這是關於誰更愛這隻狗。 It was about who loved the dog more.
我的意思是，你的婚姻有什麼不完美的地方？ I mean, what is not perfect about your marriage?
好吧，我和你的瑪麗阿姨做愛了。 Well, I made love to your Aunt Marie.
-什麼？ What?
-是的。 -然後我出去了 - Yeah. - Then I went out
並開始和吉姆·羅伯茨一起做這些奇怪的性愛。 and started doing all this weird sex stuff
with Jim Roberts.
是的。 你和吉姆羅伯茨 Yeah. You and Jim Roberts
- 持續了幾個月。 -是的。 - went on for a couple months. - Yes.
-因為我們的身體恰到好處。 -聖... - Because our bodies just fit. - Holy...
最後，吉姆羅伯茨不是你的父親。 In the end, Jim Roberts just wasn't your dad.
瑪麗姨媽意識到自己有性癮。 And Aunt Marie realized that she had a sex addiction.
但是你知道嗎？ 我們解決了。 But then you know what? We worked it out.
這些都是令人難以置信的突破， These are some incredible breakthroughs,
-正確的？ 我的意思是... -給我那個！ - right? I mean... - Give me that!
你還記得我吧？ You remember me, huh?
看，你燒了我的臉。 嗯？ Look, you burn my face. Huh?
是的我知道。 我仍然對此感到非常難過。 Yes, I know. I still feel really bad about that.
大家，在游泳池裡！ 現在！ Everybody, in the pool! Now!
進入游泳池！ 在！ Get in the pool! In!
去！ 去！ Go! Go!
-嘿，你還好嗎？ -是的。 - Hey, you okay? - Yes.
-是的？ -我們缺人嗎？ - Yeah? - Are we missing people?
是的。 原來你兒子肖恩是個混蛋。 Yeah. Turns out your boy Sean's an asshole.
我們有新娘。 We have the bride.
-你抄嗎？ Do you copy?
你抄嗎？ Do you copy?
向上！ 向上！ Up! Up!
-聽我說。 移動。 Listen to me. Move.
巴厘島？ 所以這些人是巴厘島人？ Balinese? So these guys are Balinese?
肖恩滿嘴都是狗屎，他們把哈麗特扣為人質？ And Sean is full of shit, and they took Harriett hostage?
這沒有意義。 It doesn't make sense.
既然哈里特已經在這裡被扣為人質，肖恩為什麼還要在直升機上劫持她呢？ Why would Sean take Harriett hostage on the helicopter
when she was already being held hostage here?
我不知道。 也許他想多拿她做人質。 I don't know. Maybe he wanted to take her extra hostage.
我認為哈里特參與其中。 I think Harriett is in on it.
-什麼？ -你是什麼意思？ - What? - What do you mean?
哈里特和肖恩... Harriett and Sean...
是男女朋友。 are boyfriend-girlfriend.
-哦，來吧。 -男朋友女朋友？ - Oh, come on. - Boyfriend-girlfriend?
不，不。 看。 No, no. Look.
這是昨晚的。 This is from last night.
開始了。 Here we go.
讓我們來看看。 Let's see.
呃，等等。 讓我找到它。 Uh, hold on. Let me find it.
哦。 好傢伙。 Oh. Oh, boy.
是的。 給你。 Yeah. There you go.
什麼？ 前進。 說吧。 What? Go ahead. Say it.
羅伯托... Roberto...
Lo siento。 Lo siento.
謝謝。 Gracias.
德納達。 De nada.
那裡！ There!
肖恩，你答應過這份工作會讓我們變得富有。 Sean, you promised this job would make us rich.
到目前為止，它所做的只是殺死了我的四名手下。 So far, all it's done is killed four of my men.
夥計，你知道我們可以解決這個問題。 Man, you know we can fix this.
交易結束了。 我留著錢。 Deal is off. I keep the money.
你帶著你的生命離開。 You walk away with your life.
我不想聽。 你我有一個安排。 I don't wanna hear it. You and I had an arrangement.
肖恩，講道理。 他救了我們。 Sean, be reasonable. He saved us.
-我們很幸運能活著。 -你在說什麼？ - We're lucky to be alive. - What are you talking about?
聽你的女人。 Listen to your woman.
-哦。 Oh.
沒關係。 這只是一個壓力點。 放鬆。 It's okay. It's just a pressure point. Relax.
只是呼吸它。 Just breathe into it.
什麼？ What?
帶我們回去。 Take us back down.
我們會自己完成這項工作。 We'll finish the job ourselves.
-寶貝。 -什麼？ - Babe. - What?
-好主意。 -是的，我知道。 - Excellent idea. - Yeah, I know.
我必須自己做一切！ I have to do everything myself!
我們要做什麼？ 他們隨時都會回來。 What are we gonna do? They'll be back any minute.
-就... -嘿嘿嘿！ - Just... - Hey, hey, hey!
沒有耳語。 或者我在游泳池裡扔手榴彈。 No whispers. Or I throw grenade in the pool.
好的。 Okay.
跟我走，好嗎？ Go with me, okay?
跟我走吧。 Just go with me.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
看，我知道這可能不是最好的時機， Look, I know this may not be the best time,
但這可能是我們舉行婚禮的唯一機會。 but this may be our only chance to have our wedding.
你說呢，達西？ What do you say, Darcy?
是的，我......我喜歡它。 Yeah, I... I love it.
可以...我們可以做新娘的左邊，新郎的右邊嗎？ Can... Can we do bride's side on the left and groom's on the right?
嘿，瑪吉，你會主持嗎？ Hey, Margy, will you officiate?
嘿，你會停下來嗎？ 停下來！ 快停下！ Hey, will you stop? Stop it! Stop it now!
等等。 如果... Wait, wait. If...
如果你讓我女兒舉行婚禮 我會... 我會釋放資金 If you let my daughter have her wedding, I'll... I'll release the funds.
好吧，我們走吧。 Okay, let's go.
我們走吧。 Let's go.
感謝爸爸。 Thanks, Dad.
沒關係，公主。 It's okay, princess.
有些東西比金錢更重要。 There are some things that are more important than money.
我不知道它們是什麼，但我想，呃... I don't know what they are, but I think, uh...
希望你知道你在做什麼。 Hope you know what you're doing.
? 你眼中的絲絲 ? 鈾?The strands in your eyes 鈾?/i
? 他們給他們塗上漂亮的顏色 ? 鈾?They color them wonderful 鈾?/i
? 阻止我 偷走我的呼吸 ? 鈾?Stops me And steals my breath 鈾?/i
? 山上的祖母綠 ? 鈾?Emeralds from mountains 鈾?
? 從天而降 ? 鈾?Thrust from the sky 鈾?/i
? 永遠不要暴露他們的深度 ? 鈾?Never revealing their depth 鈾?/i
? 告訴我 ? 鈾?And tell me 鈾?/i
? 我們屬於一起 ? 鈾?We belong together 鈾?/i
? 用愛的裝飾裝扮它 ? 鈾?Dress it up with the trappings of love 鈾?/i
?我會被迷住? 鈾?I'll be captivated 鈾?/i
? 我會掛在你的唇邊 ? 鈾?I'll hang from your lips 鈾?/i
? 代替絞刑架 ? 鈾?Instead of the gallows 鈾?/i
? 掛在上面的心痛 ? 鈾?Of heartaches That hang from above 鈾?/i
? 而我會是你哭泣的肩膀 ? 鈾?And I'll be your cryin' shoulder 鈾?/i
? 我會是愛的自殺者 ? 鈾?I'll be love's suicide 鈾?/i
? 等我老了，我會更好 ? 鈾?And I'll be better When I'm older 鈾?/i
? 我會是你生命中最棒的粉絲 ? 鈾?I'll be the greatest fan of your life 鈾?/i
? 而我會是你哭泣的肩膀 ? 鈾?And I'll be your cryin' shoulder 鈾?/i
? 我會是愛的自殺者 ? 鈾?I'll be love's suicide 鈾?/i
-? 我會是 ? -? 我會是 ? - 鈾?And I'll be 鈾?/i - [Renata] 鈾?I'll be 鈾?/i
? 長大一點就好 ? 鈾?Better when I'm older 鈾?/i
? 我會是你生命中最棒的粉絲 ? 鈾?I'll be the greatest fan of your life 鈾?/i
? 我會 ? 鈾?I'll be 鈾?/i
-哇，哇，哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
我想你會後悔的。 I think you'd regret that.
哦！ 不，不。 停止。 Oh! No, no. Stop.
我對手榴彈相當陌生。 I'm fairly new to grenades.
但我很確定，如果你朝我開槍，這個有彈性的東西就會彈開，然後這個東西就會把我們都炸飛。 But I'm pretty sure that if you shoot me, this springy thing pops off,
and then this thing blows us all away.
-對不對，寶貝？ -沒錯，寶貝。 - Ain't that right, babe? - That's right, baby.
-不不不。 -什麼... - No, no, no. - What the...
放下槍。 Drop the guns.
-不。 No.
我不能扔那麼遠。 它不會到達他。 I can't throw that far. It won't reach him.
沒有人亂搞我的家人。 Nobody fucks with my family.
達西？ 給我一個肉球。 Darcy? Give me a meatball.
-拉屎。 Shit.
我知道去哪裡了！ I know where to go!
讓我們開始吧！ 從泳池裡出來！ Let's get moving! Out of the pool!
-是的！ -快點！ 來來來！ - Yeah! - Come on! Come, come, come!
離開游泳池！ 快點！ Get out of the pool! Come on!
-是的，我們走吧。 -瑪吉！ 溫泉！ - Yeah, let's go. - Margy! The spa!
在水療中心很安全！ It's safe in the spa!
他們應該每小時都在殺害人質。 They should've been killing hostages every hour.
殺人行得通，肖恩。 Killing people works, Sean.
-他媽的。 -看，給我一次機會 - Fuck. - Look, give me one chance
說服達西。 to convince Darcy.
-好的？ 一。 -美好的。 一次機會。 - All right? One. - Fine. One chance.
謝謝，親愛的。 Thank you, baby.
現在不是時候，肖恩。 This is not a moment right now, Sean.
-動起來，加油！ 快點！ -好的！ - Move, come on! Come on! - All right!
媽媽！ 媽媽，我們要去尋求幫助。 Mom! Mom, we're gonna go get help.
我需要你照顧他們。 你能做到嗎？ I need you to take care of them. Can you do that?
還有卡羅爾... And Carol...
謝謝你的蛋糕刀。 thank you for the cake knife.
我愛死這把蛋糕刀了。 I fucking love this cake knife.
現在只有你和我。 我們走吧。 It's just you and me now. Let's go.
? 是的 ? 鈾?Yeah 鈾?/i
? 是的，我現在很敬畏你 ? 鈾?Yeah, me in awe of you now 鈾?/i
? 嗯 ? 鈾?Hmm 鈾?/i
-? 這首歌打電話 ? -? 無條件 ? - 鈾?This song call 鈾? - 鈾?Unconditional 鈾?/i
-? 這表明沒有忠誠 ? -? 忠誠 ? - 鈾?This show no devotion 鈾? - 鈾?Devotion 鈾?/i
? 讓我的心敞開 ? 鈾?Got my heart so wide open 鈾?/i
? 像聖靈一樣振奮我的精神 ? 鈾?Lifting my spirit Like a Holy Ghost 鈾?/i
-? 這一切 ? -? 這一切 愛，愛 ? - 鈾?All this 鈾? - 鈾?All this love, love 鈾?/i
-? 不平凡的愛 ? -? 平凡的愛 ? - 鈾?No ordinary love 鈾? - 鈾?Ordinary love 鈾?/i
? 是的 ? 鈾?Yeah 鈾?/i
?啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦? 鈾?La, la, la, la La-la-la-la 鈾?/i
? 啊，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦 ? 鈾?Ah, la, la, la, la La-la-la-la 鈾?/i
?啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦? 鈾?La, la, la, la La-la-la-la 鈾?/i
?啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦愛啦? 鈾?La, la, la, la La-la-la-la-love 鈾?/i
? 啦啦，啦啦，啦啦，啦啦 ? 鈾?La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la 鈾?/i
?啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦? 鈾?La, la, la, la La-la-la-la 鈾?/i
? 我需要你在我的臂彎裡 ? 鈾?I need you in my arm 鈾?/i
? 是的，是的 ? 鈾?Yeah, yeah 鈾?/i
? 嘿 ? 鈾?Hey 鈾?/i
? 這一切都不是普通的愛 ? 鈾?All this no ordinary love 鈾?/i
?愛，愛，愛，愛? 鈾?Love, love, love, love 鈾?/i
? 是的 ? 鈾?Yeah 鈾?/i
咦，這不是步驟太多的計劃嗎？ Hey, wasn't this the plan with too many steps?
你這是為我做的？ You did this for me?
這是你想要的嗎？ Is this what you wanted?
只有你和我在大海中央？ Just you and me in the middle of the ocean?
達西，對不起，我沒有聽你說話。 Darcy, I'm sorry I stopped listening to you.
我只是想，如果我策劃了一場完美的婚禮，我們就能擁有完美的婚姻，但是…… I just thought that if I planned the perfect wedding,
we could have the perfect marriage, but...
但那是不存在的。 But that doesn't exist.
我的意思是，看看我的父母。 I mean, look at my parents.
我的瑪麗阿姨，性癮者。 My Aunt Marie, the sex addict.
我只想和你在一起。 重要的是你。 I just wanna be with you. All that matters is you.
我們永遠不必結婚。 We don't ever have to get married.
如果我們能活下來，我們能不能... And if we survive this thing, can we just...
我們可以重新開始嗎？ Can we start over?
去去去去。 Go, go, go, go.
迪迪，聽我說！ Deedee, listen to me!
Deedee，這是個天大的誤會好嗎？ Deedee, this is a huge misunderstanding, all right?
我們回度假村再說吧。 我不想傷害你。 Let's go back to the resort, talk this over. I do not want to hurt you.
那就別朝我們開槍了，混蛋！ Then stop shooting at us, asshole!
別再叫她迪迪了！ And stop calling her Deedee!
-他媽的！ -哦，耶穌！ - Fuck! - Oh, Jesus!
這東西太可怕了！ This thing is awful!
是的！ Yeah!
混蛋！ 他媽的離開！ 什麼鬼？ Asshole! Fuckin' leave! What the fuck?
天啊，我簡直不敢相信你，肖恩！ 你什麼時候變成這樣的怪物了？ God, I can't believe you, Sean! When did you turn into such a monster?
我不是怪物！ I am not a monster!
我是企業家！ I'm an entrepreneur!
我想我的彈藥用完了。 I think I'm out of ammo.
-你確定嗎？ -一點也不。 - Are you sure? - Not at all.
嘿。 Hey.
-是的。 -我不想這樣做。 - Yeah. - I don't wanna do this.
-我是個好人，該死的！ I'm a good guy, damn it!
-拉屎。 Shit.
你的船死了。 Your boat's dead.
我們都沒有彈藥了。 讓我們回去吧，我們可以解決整個問題。 We're both out of ammo. Let's just go back and we can work this whole thing out.
湯姆！ Tom!
走，走！ Go, go!
達西，現在把這艘船掉頭。 Darcy, turn this boat around right now.
不。 No.
你是個廢物，肖恩，但我知道你殺不了我。 You're a piece of shit, Sean, but I know you can't kill me.
你是對的。 You're right.
但我很想殺了這個人。 But I would love to kill this guy.
你總是把事情搞砸，夥計。 這是你的。 You just keep messing things up, man. This is on you.
我不想這樣做。 我是個好人。 I don't wanna do this. I'm a good guy.
不，你不是。 No, you're not.
好吧，你是對的。 我不是。 All right, you're right. I'm not.
肖恩！ Sean!
你是一個遺憾的邀請！ You were a pity invite!
-拉屎！ Shit!
哇！ 哇！ Whoa! Whoa!
不！ 他媽的！ No! Fuck!
那是一團鬆散的頭髮嗎？ Is that a wad of loose hair?
定制頭髮！ Custom-made hair!
-下來！ Get down!
哦，混蛋。 Oh, frick.
堅持，稍等。 Hold on.
媽的。 Oh, shit.
天哪。 Holy shit.
所以當我之前問你 So when I asked you before
如果我們可以重新開始... if we could start over...
我不想重新開始。 I don't wanna start over.
我想繼續前進。 I wanna keep going.
湯姆福勒， Tom Fowler,
你願意嫁給我嗎？ will you marry me?
你確定嗎？ Are you sure?
你不害怕嗎？ You're not scared?
我很害怕。 I'm terrified.
生活總是會很混亂。 Life is always gonna be chaotic.
但我確定的是…… But what I know for sure...
是我想和你一起經歷這一切。 is that I wanna go through all of it with you.
這很簡單，真的。 It's simple, really.
只需一個步驟的計劃。 Just a plan with one step.
還是合適的。 Still fits.
停止。 安靜。 Stop. Be quiet.
拉屎！ 對不起！ 對不起！ Shit! Sorry! Sorry!
還剩下一朵煙花，我覺得它會很有趣，很美，很凄美， There was one firework left
and I thought it would be fun, and beautiful, and poignant,
——但絕對不是！ but it was absolutely not!
-過來。 Come here.
? 墳墓上所有的舊畫 ? 鈾?All the old paintings On the tomb 鈾?/i
? 他們跳沙舞， 你不知道嗎 ? 鈾?They do the sand dance, Don't you know 鈾?/i
? 如果你移動得太快 ? 鈾?If you move too fast 鈾?/i
? 哦-方式-哦 ? 鈾?Oh-way-oh 鈾?/i
? 他們像多米諾骨牌一樣倒下 ? 鈾?They're falling down Like a domino 鈾?/i
? 尼羅河畔所有的集市男士 ? 鈾?All the bazaar men By the Nile 鈾?/i
? 他們打賭拿到了錢 ? 鈾?They got the money On a bet 鈾?/i
? 金鱷魚 ? 鈾?Gold crocodiles 鈾?/i
? 哦-方式-哦 ? 鈾?Oh-way-oh 鈾?/i
? 他們咬你的香煙 ? 鈾?They snap their teeth On your cigarette 鈾?/i
?外國類型用水煙管說? 鈾?Foreign types With the hookah pipes say 鈾?/i
? 路-哦-路-哦 ? 鈾?Way-oh-way-oh 鈾?/i
? 像埃及人一樣走路 ? 鈾?Walk like an Egyptian 鈾?/i
? 金髮女服務員拿走他們的托盤 ? 鈾?The blonde waitresses Take their trays 鈾?/i
? 他們轉圈 他們穿過地板 ? 鈾?They spin around And they cross the floor 鈾?/i
? 他們有招數 ? 鈾?They've got the moves 鈾?/i
? 哦-方式-哦 ? 鈾?Oh-way-oh 鈾?/i
? 所有的小學生都厭倦了書本 ? 鈾?All the school kids So sick of books 鈾?/i
? 他們喜歡朋克和金屬樂隊 ? 鈾?They like the punk And the metal band 鈾?/i
? 我不知道該怎麼辦 ? 鈾?I do not know what to do 鈾?/i
?我喝了那麼多哦，天哪，我病了? 鈾?I drank so much Oh, my God, I'm sick 鈾?/i
? 市場上所有的孩子都說 ? 鈾?All the kids In the marketplace say 鈾?/i
? 路-哦-路-哦 ? 鈾?Way-oh-way-oh 鈾?/i
? 像埃及人一樣走路 ? 鈾?Walk like an Egyptian 鈾?/i
? 我很沮喪 因為他的感覺 ? 鈾?I'm down For the way he feels 鈾?/i
哇！ Whoo!
確保電池工作。 Make sure the batteries work.
我很抱歉邀請了兩個騙子來參加你的婚禮。 I'm so sorry that I invited two con men to your wedding.
我不知道我是否會被有毒的人吸引， And I don't know if I'm attracted to toxic people,
或有毒的人被我吸引。 or toxic people are attracted to me.